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Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {W}. If you do, draw a card.

Instant

Kicker {W} (You may pay an additional {W} as you cast this spell.) Target player can't cast spells this turn. If this spell was kicked, creatures can't attack this turn.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, this creature deals 1 damage to that creature.

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying

Creature — Snake Druid

{T}: Add {G}. As long as this creature is modified, it has "{T}: Add {G}{G}." (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja

Sneak {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for {1}{B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) Whenever Oroku Saki deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Creature — Human

Whenever this creature attacks, tap any number of untapped creatures you control. This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature tapped this way.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Instant

Choose one — • Return target creature you control and all Auras you control attached to it to their owner's hand. • Destroy target creature and you lose life equal to its toughness. • Return target creature card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Artifact

{T}: Add {W} or {B}. {W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Creature — Human Assassin

Haunt (When this creature dies, exile it haunting target creature.) When this creature enters or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Artifact

{T}: Add {W} or {B}. {W/B}{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Creature — Human Cleric

Haunt (When this creature dies, exile it haunting target creature.) When this creature enters or the creature it haunts dies, choose one — • Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. • Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

Lifelink Delirium — At the beginning of your end step, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, each opponent may sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card. Then this creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent who didn't sacrifice a permanent or discard a card this way.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant basic land you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Deathtouch {T}: Until end of turn, you may cast creature spells from your graveyard by foraging in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food. If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Artifact — Book

{T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. {T}: Each player draws a card for each charge counter on this artifact.

Instant

Surveil 3. (Look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Flashback {1}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature token.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, untap all creatures, then those creatures phase out until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Put a time counter on this enchantment for each creature that phased out this way. Vanishing (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from this enchantment. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a green permanent. Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Mercenary

When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. This creature gets +1/+1 for each Desert you control.

Creature — Human Druid

When this creature enters, add one mana of any color. Whenever another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card. Plot {2}{G} (You may pay {2}{G} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one at random. Create a red and white creature token with those characteristics. • 3/1 Human Warrior with trample and haste. • 2/1 Human Cleric with lifelink and haste. • 1/2 Human Rogue with haste and "When this token enters, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) Adamant — If at least three green mana was spent to cast this spell, the creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.

Enchantment

As this enchantment enters, choose Khans or Dragons. • Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. • Dragons — Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature — Human Pilot

Whenever an artifact you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample, haste Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • Target creature you control explores, then it explores again. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard. Then repeat this process.)

Enchantment

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced, and this enchantment deals 1 damage to the player.

Creature — Plant Wall

Defender {T}: You gain 1 life. {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror

Impending 4—{2}{R}{R} (If you cast this spell for its impending cost, it enters with four time counters and isn't a creature until the last is removed. At the beginning of your end step, remove a time counter from it.) Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target.

Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror

Impending 4—{1}{U}{U} (If you cast this spell for its impending cost, it enters with four time counters and isn't a creature until the last is removed. At the beginning of your end step, remove a time counter from it.) Flying Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, draw two cards, then discard a card.

Sorcery

Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Instant

Surge {U}{U} (You may cast this spell for its surge cost if you or a teammate has cast another spell this turn.) This spell can't be countered. Counter target spell.

Enchantment

Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, draw a card.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Instant

Choose one or both — • Overwhelming Surge deals 3 damage to target creature. • Destroy target noncreature artifact.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

{2}{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. {4}{G}, {T}: Create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of creatures you control.