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Creature — Phyrexian Zombie

Kicker—Pay 3 life. (You may pay 3 life in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Phyrexian Human

Whenever a creature you control dies, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Plant Hydra

If damage would be dealt to this creature, put that many +1/+1 counters on it instead.

Creature — Plant Elemental

When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Thopters you control have haste. Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

When Pia and Kiran Nalaar enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Pia and Kiran Nalaar deals 2 damage to any target.

Sorcery

Choose any number of modes that total exactly 4. You may choose the same mode more than once. [1] Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. [2] Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch. [4] All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put up to two instant and/or sorcery cards from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Instant

Piercing Light deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sorcery

Exile target tapped creature. Forecast — {2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Tap target untapped creature. (Activate this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.)

Artifact Creature — Boar Toy

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Snow Creature — Bird

Flying {S}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Creature — Spirit

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {6}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is twice the number of lands you control. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Plot {1}{B}{G} (You may pay {1}{B}{G} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a multicolored spell.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.

Sorcery

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend searches their library for a land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles. Each foe sacrifices an artifact or enchantment of their choice.

Creature — Human Pirate

Deathtouch Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile up to three target cards from graveyards. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled cards' colors.

Creature — Faerie

Flying Grant an Advantage — If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll.

Creature — Zombie Beast

Menace When this creature enters, put two -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. Whenever another Zombie you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Cleric

Toxic 2 {2}{G}: Each other creature you control with toxic gains toxic 1 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. (A player dealt combat damage by a creature with toxic also gets poison counters equal to that creature's total toxic value.)

Creature — Rat

Plague Rats's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures named Plague Rats on the battlefield.

Creature — Phyrexian Insect Horror

Flying Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Creature — Human Shaman

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Each player who can't discards a card.

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)