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Creature — Angel

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Sorcery

Destroy all nonland permanents.

Sorcery

Destroy all nonland creatures. Awaken 4—{5}{W}{W}{W} (If you cast this spell for {5}{W}{W}{W}, also put four +1/+1 counters on target land you control and it becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.)

Sorcery

Surveil 3 if you have no cards in hand. Then draw three cards. (To surveil 3, look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Plot {3}{U} (You may pay {3}{U} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Plasma Bolt deals 2 damage to any target. Void — Plasma Bolt deals 3 damage instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.

Instant

Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next first main phase, add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is that spell's mana value.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has ward {1}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Equip {3}. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other Equipment you control. ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Whenever you cast a spell, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. Then balance a card from outside the game on one of your fingertips. When that card falls or touches another card, sacrifice this enchantment.

Creature — Platypus Bear

Defender When this creature enters, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) As long as there is a Lesson card in your graveyard, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defender.