Animal House Cards Singles

Creature — Faerie Wizard

Kicker {3}{G} (You may pay an additional {3}{G} as you cast this spell.) Flying If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. {T}: Target land you control becomes the basic land type of your choice until end of turn.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures you don't control. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

Plasma Bolt deals 2 damage to any target. Void — Plasma Bolt deals 3 damage instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.

Sorcery

Choose one — • All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn. • Target player reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card.

Creature — Orc Pirate

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, untap each creature you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. This creature can't attack a player it has already attacked this turn.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. You gain 2 life.

Instant

Choose target creature you control. You gain life equal to that creature's power plus its toughness.

Instant

Search your library for a basic land card or Town card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When you search your library this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Creature — Zombie

Whenever a creature enters, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

Haste Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Halfling Citizen

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Cat Snake

This spell can't be countered. Creature spells you control can't be countered.

Instant

Draw four cards, then discard two cards.

Sorcery

Return up to two target nonland permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand, then return up to two target land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Instant

Draw X cards, then discard a card.

Creature — Human Pilot

When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Spacecraft card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Knight

Whenever an Equipment you control enters, you may draw a card. Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Creature — Cat Wizard

Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature — Beast Citizen

{1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Town you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

{4}, {T}: Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards. You may choose an artifact or creature card with mana value 1 you discarded this way, then do the same for artifact or creature cards with mana values 2 and 3. Return those cards to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Creature — Zombie Horror

When this creature enters, choose one — • Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. • Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, target creature defending player controls with power less than this creature's power can't block this turn. Domain — {5}{R}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.

Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior

Domain — Whenever Radha becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or tapped creature. You gain 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control. If you do, draw a card. {3}{W}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn.

Instant

Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

First strike Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, untap it. If it's the first combat phase of the turn, there is an additional combat phase after this phase.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Shuffle your library, then mill four cards. Put each creature card milled this way onto the battlefield. They gain haste. At the beginning of the next end step, return those creatures to their owner's hand. Flashback {6}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Human Soldier Ranger

When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two creature cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Soldier Ranger

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Sacrifice this creature: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.

Legendary Creature — Devil Noble

Flying Other Demons, Devils, Imps, and Tieflings you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink. At the beginning of each end step, if a creature card was put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard

Vigilance, ward {2} Other Zombies you control have vigilance. Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it's a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.

Creature — Human Rogue Assassin

When this creature enters, you take the initiative. If a creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and put a hit counter on it. Whenever this creature attacks, if you've completed a dungeon, defending player loses 1 life for each card they own in exile with a hit counter on it.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Town cards with different names, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal up to two artifact cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Eldrazi

({C} represents colorless mana.) Trample, haste Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, counter that spell unless its controller discards a card.

Artifact — Vehicle

This Vehicle enters with three charge counters on it. {2}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from this Vehicle: Draw a card. Then if there are no charge counters on this Vehicle, create a Treasure token and a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater." Crew 3

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target blue spell. • Destroy target blue permanent.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn" and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. Equip {3}

Artifact Creature — Robot Cat

Haste Warp {1}{R} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature — Worm

When this creature dies, create a 3/3 blue Fish creature token with "When this token dies, create a 6/6 blue Whale creature token with 'When this token dies, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token.'"

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. That creature's owner can't cast spells with the same name as that creature until your next turn.

Instant

Untap target creature. Draw a card.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Creature — Elemental

Reach Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Flying Sacrifice this creature: Exile target player's graveyard.

Sorcery

Target creature can't block this turn. Draw a card.

Instant

Choose one — • Target artifact or creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) • Reroute Systems deals 2 damage to target tapped creature.