Animal House Cards Singles

Creature — Human Soldier

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {G}. {2}{R}{G}: This land becomes a 3/4 red and green Dinosaur creature until end of turn. It's still a land. Whenever this land attacks, another target attacking creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Untap that creature.

Creature — Angel

Flash Flying When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • You may tap or untap target creature. • Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sorcery

Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. Flashback {5}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Return X target creature cards with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike and reach until end of turn.

Creature — Angel Cleric

Flying Whenever another Angel or Cleric you control enters, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness. As long as you have at least 7 life more than your starting life total, creatures you control get +2/+2.

Creature — Dinosaur

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Haste Whenever Risona deals combat damage to a player, if it doesn't have an indestructible counter on it, put an indestructible counter on it. Whenever combat damage is dealt to you, remove an indestructible counter from Risona.

Legendary Creature — Lizard Warlock

Menace {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon creature spells. Once during each of your turns, you may cast a Dragon creature spell from your graveyard. Whenever you cast a Dragon creature spell from your graveyard, it gains "When this creature dies, exile it."

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flying Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Void — When this creature enters, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Ruinous Rampage deals 3 damage to each opponent. • Exile all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.

Legendary Creature — Goblin

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever Rulik Mons attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. If you didn't put a card onto the battlefield this way, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Creature — Goblin Rogue

{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.

Instant

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

Sorcery

Kicker {U} (You may pay an additional {U} as you cast this spell.) Destroy target tapped creature. If this spell was kicked, scry 2.

Instant

Choose target creature. When that creature dies this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser mana value, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Vampire Assassin

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target nonland permanent.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn. • Return up to two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever this creature attacks, untap target attacking creature," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types. Hagneia — Equip {3}

Creature — Merfolk Warrior

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and it can't be blocked this turn.

Artifact Creature — Construct

{1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn.

Sorcery

You gain 2 life. Create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Creature — Human Cleric

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has trample and haste, and is a Samurai in addition to its other types. Murasame — Equip {5}

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Flash Double strike, vigilance, haste Other creatures you control have haste. {W}, {T}: Untap another target creature.

Creature — Human Cleric

Protection from black and from red When this creature enters, exile all cards that are black or red from all graveyards. If a black or red permanent, spell, or card not on the battlefield would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Artifact Creature — Sphinx

Flying When this creature enters, choose an opponent. If that player has more cards in hand than you, draw cards equal to the difference.

Creature — Worm

Haste When this creature enters, destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Enchantment

Creatures with flying can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. At the beginning of your end step, create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token.

Legendary Creature — Human Druid

{T}: Put a lore counter on each Saga you control. Activate only as a sorcery. When Satsuki dies, choose up to one — • Return target Saga or enchantment creature you control to its owner's hand. • Return target Saga card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Crocodile

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion

As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.

Instant

Choose one or both — • Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Kicker {1}{W} (You may pay an additional {1}{W} as you cast this spell.) Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Creature — Raccoon Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, up to one target attacking creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat. (Return it only if it's on the battlefield.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Return target creature or Spacecraft card with mana value 5 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Creature — Cat Monkey

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move any number of +1/+1 counters from this creature onto another target creature.

Creature — Insect

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color other than blue. {T}: Add {U} or one mana of the chosen color.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Instant

Searing Blaze deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to target creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls. Landfall — If you had a land enter the battlefield under your control this turn, Searing Blaze deals 3 damage to that player or planeswalker and 3 damage to that creature instead.

Instant

This spell can't be copied. Choose one. If an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard, you may choose both instead. • Copy target spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.) • Create a token that's a copy of target creature.

Creature — Insect Scientist

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.") Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If its mana value was 2 or less, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant

Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.

Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and draw a card.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Flying Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire

Flying Whenever one or more other creatures die, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.