Animal House Cards Singles

Creature — Whale

Flying When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Warp {1}{U} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature — Human Cleric

Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Pilot

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier

{3}{W}, {T}: Tap another target creature. This ability costs {2} less to activate if you control a creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Vigilance When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier

Flying {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

As Stenn enters, choose a card type other than creature or land. Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. {1}{W}{U}: Exile Stenn. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Instant

Choose target creature you control and target Equipment. Gain control of that Equipment until end of turn. Attach it to the chosen creature. When you lose control of that Equipment this turn, if it's attached to a creature you control, unattach it.

Instant

Stonefury deals damage to target creature equal to the number of lands you control.

Enchantment

Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.

Instant

Kicker {2}{W} (You may pay an additional {2}{W} as you cast this spell.) Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.

Enchantment

Kicker {G} and/or {W} (You may pay an additional {G} and/or {W} as you cast this spell.) When this enchantment enters, you gain 3 life for each time it was kicked. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. If you do, you lose life equal to its mana value.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant artifact or creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. Menace

Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird Moogle

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I, II, III, IV — Stampede! — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Enchantment Creature — Saga Wizard

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Judgment Bolt — This creature deals damage equal to the number of noncreature, nonland cards in your graveyard to target creature an opponent controls. II, III — Wizards you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I — Wark — Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." II, III, IV — Kerplunk — Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.

Enchantment Creature — Saga Demon

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I, II — You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. III, IV — Add {R}.

Enchantment Creature — Saga Harpy

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Aerial Blast — This creature deals 4 damage to target tapped creature an opponent controls. II, III — Slipstream — Another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Flying

Creature — Lizard

Domain — {3}{G}: Until end of turn, this creature gets +1/+1 for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.

Creature — Wall

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Green spells and blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Artifact

This artifact enters with three brick counters on it. {2}, {T}, Remove a brick counter from this artifact: Draw a card. {2}, {T}: Scry 1.

Sorcery

If an opponent has more life than you, you gain 4 life. If an opponent controls more creatures than you, create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens. If an opponent has more cards in hand than you, draw a card.

Creature — Human Knight

When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.") Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and draw a card.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. • Exile target artifact.

Creature — Spirit

Flying Other Spirits you control get +1/+1.

Sorcery

This spell can't be countered. Destroy all creatures.

Artifact — Vehicle

Menace When this Vehicle enters, it deals damage equal to twice the number of Vehicles you control to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Crew 4

Artifact Creature — Robot

Flying Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) {10}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 3 damage to any target. Target player draws three cards and gains 3 life. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 7+.) 7+ | Flying

Creature — Vampire Soldier

Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Warp {B} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Instant

Choose target spell. Surveil 2, then counter the chosen spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Creature — Insect Warrior

Flying Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Sorcery

Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn. If it's a Spacecraft, put ten charge counters on it. If you do, remove ten charge counters from it at the beginning of the next end step.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Creature — Human Pirate

Flying When this creature dies, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {G} or {U}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier

Vigilance Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power stations permanents using its toughness rather than its power.

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, if you don't control a creature named Keimi, create Keimi, a legendary 3/3 black and green Frog creature token with "Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life." {1}{G/U}: Tatsunari and target Frog you control can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with flying or reach.

Creature — Shade

Flying {1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever you cast a Beast or Bird creature spell, you may copy it, except the copy is an artifact in addition to its other types. (The copy becomes a token.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Land

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Sorcery

Kicker {1}{W} and/or {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{W} and/or {1}{U} as you cast this spell.) Choose up to X creatures and/or planeswalkers you control, where X is the number of times this spell was kicked. Those permanents phase out. Temporal Firestorm deals 5 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

Sorcery

Void — This spell costs {2} less to cast if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn. Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Sorcery

For each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls with mana value 3 or less.

Creature — Human Warrior

Blitz—{2}{B}{B}, Pay 2 life. (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.) You may cast this card from your graveyard using its blitz ability.

Creature — Kavu Scout

When this creature enters, target opponent may have you create two Lander tokens. If they don't, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. (A Lander token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Creature — Beast

Reach Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card this turn.