Animal House Cards Singles

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

First strike Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

First strike Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.

Artifact

{6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. This ability costs {3} less to activate if you attacked with a Spacecraft this turn.

Creature — Insect Scout

When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Legendary Artifact

You may choose not to untap The Blackstaff of Waterdeep during your untap step. Animate Walking Statue — {1}{U}, {T}: Another target nontoken artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature for as long as The Blackstaff of Waterdeep remains tapped. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Create four 1/1 colorless Hero creature tokens. Then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Legendary Artifact

{T}: Put an oil counter on The Filigree Sylex. {T}, Sacrifice The Filigree Sylex: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value equal to the number of oil counters on The Filigree Sylex. {T}, Remove ten oil counters from among permanents you control and sacrifice The Filigree Sylex: It deals 10 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

If The Prismatic Piper is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. The Prismatic Piper is the chosen color. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Planeswalker

Flash As long as The Wandering Emperor entered this turn, you may activate her loyalty abilities any time you could cast an instant. +1: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains first strike until end of turn. −1: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. −2: Exile target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.

Enchantment — Saga

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.) I — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. II — Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. III — Domain — Target creature you control gets +X/+X and gains trample until end of turn, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card," and is a Rogue in addition to its other types. Equip {4}

Artifact

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Creature — Human Ninja

Ninjutsu {2}{U}{U} ({2}{U}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Flying When this creature enters from your hand, if it's attacking, create a token that's a copy of another target attacking creature. The token enters tapped and attacking.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to four creature cards with different powers and reveal them. An opponent chooses two of those cards. Shuffle the chosen cards into your library and put the rest into your hand.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards.

Legendary Artifact

At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creatures you control.

Instant

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.) • Thunder — {0} — Thunder Magic deals 2 damage to target creature. • Thundara — {3} — Thunder Magic deals 4 damage to target creature. • Thundaga — {5}{R} — Thunder Magic deals 8 damage to target creature.

Artifact Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Creature — Turtle

{2}{U}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Drix Warlock

Haste You may cast this card from your graveyard using its warp ability. Warp—{B}, Pay 2 life. (You may cast this card from your hand or graveyard for its warp cost. If you do, exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Instant

Kicker {1}{R} (You may pay an additional {1}{R} as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -1/-0 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature blocks this turn if able. Draw a card.

Legendary Enchantment

When Tinybones Joins Up enters, any number of target players each discard a card. Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, any number of target players each mill a card and lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Skeleton Rogue

Deathtouch Whenever Tinybones deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target nonland permanent card from that player's graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a colorless creature card from your hand. Exile target creature if its power is less than or equal to the revealed card's power.

Instant

Target player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead that player sacrifices a creature and a planeswalker of their choice.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Creatures you control have vigilance and "{T}: Surveil 1." (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.) {2}{G}{G}{W}{W}{U}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return any number of target artifact cards with total mana value 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Kicker {W} (You may pay an additional {W} as you cast this spell.) Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. If this spell was kicked, you gain 3 life.

Instant

Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.

Legendary Creature — Wolf

Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance, trample Whenever Tori D'Avenant attacks, all other attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Other red attacking creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. Untap each other white attacking creature you control.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flash When this creature enters, you may cast target instant card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way, you gain 2 life. (To mill four cards, a player puts the top four cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature — Phyrexian Zombie

When this creature enters, you lose 2 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature or Spacecraft When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. You control enchanted permanent. Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Creature — Dinosaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Sorcery

Affinity for Towns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Town you control.) Draw four cards.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature that dealt damage this turn. Draw three cards. Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Instant

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets an additional -1/-1 until end of turn for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control enters, draw a card if its power is 3 or greater. Otherwise, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Human Wizard

You have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have exactly thirteen cards in your hand, you win the game. {3}{U}: Draw a card.

Creature — Beast

When this creature enters, return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

Choose one — • When you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. • Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Instant

You may tap or untap target artifact, creature, or land. Draw a card.

Land

Imprint — When this land enters, you may exile a colorless card with mana value 7 or greater from your hand. {T}: Add {C}. If a card is exiled with this land, add {C}{C} instead. {T}: Return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin

Colorless spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. +1: Exile the top card of your library face down and look at it. Create a 2/2 colorless Spirit creature token. When that token leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into your hand. −3: Destroy target permanent that's one or more colors.

Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin

+2: Ugin deals 3 damage to any target. −X: Exile each permanent with mana value X or less that's one or more colors. −10: You gain 7 life, draw seven cards, then put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Hellion Hydra

Ulasht enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other red creature you control and a +1/+1 counter on it for each other green creature you control. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Ulasht: Choose one — • Ulasht deals 1 damage to target creature. • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

Legendary Creature — Octopus

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least eight mana was spent to cast it, put eight +1/+1 counters on Ultros.