Animal House Cards Singles

Creature — Elemental

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.

Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard

Flying Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Creature — Eldrazi

Whenever this creature attacks, defending player exiles two permanents they control.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Human

First strike, menace Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, you may cast a spell with lesser mana value that shares a card type with it from your hand without paying its mana cost. If you don't, create First Mate Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey Pirate creature token. It gains haste until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has reach, and is a Bard in addition to its other types. Perseus's Bow — Equip {6} ({6}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Elemental Warrior

Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.)

Instant

Choose one — • Attack — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. • Ability — Target creature gets +0/+4 until end of turn. • Magic — Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. • Item — You gain 4 life.

Instant

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Creature — Phyrexian Insect

Flying {B}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature — Bird Wizard

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) Flying When this creature enters, if it was kicked, discard your hand, then draw two cards.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature dies, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Creature — Human Cleric

Vigilance Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.)

Creature — Phyrexian Human Soldier

Kicker {B} (You may pay an additional {B} as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains reach, trample, and indestructible until end of turn. Untap it. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. Equip {3}

Creature — Insect Assassin

When this creature enters, choose one — • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. • Put target exiled card with warp on the bottom of its owner's library.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Elemental

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Blow Up — {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Escalate {2} (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.) Choose one or more — • Target player gains 4 life. • Untap up to two target creatures. • Target opponent sacrifices an attacking creature of their choice.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Plant Scorpion

Deathtouch When this creature enters, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature — Human Pirate

Haste Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Creature — Badger

Kicker {B} (You may pay an additional {B} as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control gain menace until end of turn. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}.

Instant

Bombard deals 4 damage to target creature.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Destroy target creature.

Instant

Choose one — • Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. • Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn. • Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman

Domain — When Bortuk Bonerattle enters, if you cast it, choose target creature card in your graveyard. Return that card to the battlefield if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Creature — Elemental Warrior

Trample This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on another permanent you control, if it's the first time +1/+1 counters have been put on that permanent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchantment — Saga

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.) I — You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, each opponent discards a card. II — Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. III — Target opponent may sacrifice a nonland, nontoken permanent of their choice. If they don't, they lose 2 life and you draw a card.

Instant

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Enchantment

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead.

Artifact Creature — Golem

As this creature enters, choose a creature type. When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all creature cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Creatures of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Legendary Creature — Goblin Pirate

Menace Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, exile the top card of each of those opponents' libraries. You may play those cards this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you've cast two or more spells this turn.

Instant

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.

Creature — Insect Knight

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its counters on target creature you control. Warp {X}{G} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Legendary Creature — Angel Horror

When you cast this spell, you may return target Angel or Human creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Flying, vigilance (Melds with Gisela, the Broken Blade.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target."

Creature — Kithkin Wizard

Protection from red Sacrifice this creature: Prevent all damage a red source of your choice would deal this turn.

Sorcery

Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." Flashback {5}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying, vigilance {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of each of your main phases, if you haven't added mana with this ability this turn, you may add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of Islands target opponent controls.

Creature — Snake Horse Mount

Whenever this creature attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if this creature isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Instant

Exile target black or red permanent.

Instant

Surveil X, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Then draw three cards. (To surveil X, look at the top X cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)