Animal House Cards Singles

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+1: Exile the top card of your library. You may cast that card. If you don't, Chandra deals 2 damage to each opponent. +1: Add {R}{R}. −3: Chandra deals 4 damage to target creature. −7: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, this emblem deals 5 damage to any target."

Sorcery

Exile up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, up to one target planeswalker, and/or up to one target land. For each permanent exiled this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card that shares a card type with it, puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}.

Creature — Dwarf Soldier

{4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Artifact

Spells you control can't be countered. At the beginning of your end step, discover 5. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 5 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Sorcery

Choco-Comet deals X damage to any target. Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Sorcery

Kicker—Return a land you control to its owner's hand. (You may return a land you control to its owner's hand in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. If this spell was kicked, the creature you control deals twice that much damage instead.

Sorcery

Kicker {G} (You may pay an additional {G} as you cast this spell.) If this spell was kicked, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Artifact Creature — Dog

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Creature — Phyrexian Shark

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, incubate X, where X is that spell's mana value. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Rabbit Mercenary

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then if an opponent controls more lands than you, repeat this process once. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature with mana value 3 or less until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Sorcery

Choose one or more — • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. • Remove a lore counter from target Saga you control. (Removing lore counters doesn't cause chapter abilities to trigger.) • Put a lore counter on target Saga you control.

Creature — Human Warrior

Flash Kicker {2}{R} (You may pay an additional {2}{R} as you cast this spell.) Flying When this creature enters, if it was kicked, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Creature — Shapeshifter

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any nonland permanent on the battlefield.

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender {2}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose a creature you control or a warped creature card you own in exile. Close Encounter deals damage equal to the power of the chosen creature or card to target creature.

Creature — Faerie

Flying When this creature enters, untap up to two lands. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Moogle

Flying When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Plainscycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Jellyfish Artificer

Flying As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +1/+0.

Creature — Human Knight

Flying Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.)

Creature — Minotaur Berserker

Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.) Trample

Creature — Human Pirate

Trample Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each land defending player controls. Encore {4}{R}{R} ({4}{R}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Dog

When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Warp {2}{U} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature — Cat Beast

{1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.

Creature — Beast

Trample When this creature enters, choose one — • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • Draw a card.

Instant

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, instead that creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample and haste until end of turn.

Sorcery

Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.

Creature — Insect Horror

Lifelink Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Sorcery

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact, creature, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Creature — Eldrazi

When you cast this spell, you may search your library for a colorless creature card with mana value 7 or greater, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast.

Sorcery

Choose target artifact or creature. You get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters), then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that permanent's mana value. If you do, gain control of it.

Sorcery

Search your library for a white card, a blue card, a black card, a red card, and a green card. Reveal those cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Wall

Defender {1}{U}, {T}: Target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control with defender. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1}

Sorcery

Corrupt deals damage to any target equal to the number of Swamps you control. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

Creature — Horror

Other black creatures you control get +1/+1. Other green creatures you control get +1/+1. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 black and green Worm creature token.

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Creature — Human Warrior

Haste This creature has indestructible as long as it entered this turn.

Creature — Ogre Pirate

Trample When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Instant

Target creature becomes red and gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.) Draw a card.

Artifact

You may play lands from your graveyard.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. If the player can't, they lose 5 life.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target artifact.

Artifact

When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -5/-0. When enchanted creature becomes tapped or is dealt damage, destroy it.

Creature — Skeleton Warrior

This creature enters tapped. {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.

Artifact

{T}: Add {R}. As this artifact enters, you may have it become a copy of any creature on the battlefield until end of turn, except it has haste.

Instant

Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power. If that creature has flying, it deals twice that much damage to itself instead.