Animal House Cards Singles

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

First strike, vigilance, lifelink When Danitha enters, you may put an Aura or Equipment card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield attached to Danitha.

Legendary Creature — Giant Pirate

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts and/or creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way and {2} less to cast for each other artifact or creature you've sacrificed this turn. Trample Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature — Human Pirate

{2}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Creature — Human Wizard

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a blocking creature. Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. Chaosbringer — Equip—Pay 3 life. Activate only once each turn.

Artifact

Artifacts you control have indestructible. (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them. Artifact creatures with indestructible can't be destroyed by damage.)

Artifact Creature — Robot

When this creature enters, exile each opponent's graveyard. Create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Instant

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. Target player mills three cards. (They put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature — Elf Druid

Deathtouch {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Elf Warlock

{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 3 damage to any target. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.) 8+ | Flying {1}{R}: This Spacecraft gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Sorcery

You draw two cards and lose 2 life. Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, instead you draw two cards and each opponent loses 2 life.

Creature — Elf Druid

Vanishing 3 (This creature enters with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.) When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Bat

Flying, lifelink When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Menace As an additional cost to cast black permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {B} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of black mana you pay. Whenever you cast a black permanent spell, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn.

Creature — Moogle

Flying When this creature enters, search your library and/or graveyard for an artifact card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Instant

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Then if that creature's power is 0 or less, destroy it.

Instant

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."

Instant — Arcane

Add {R}{R}{R}. Splice onto Arcane {1}{R} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater. • Destroy target enchantment.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {G}. Put a -1/-1 counter on this creature: Untap this creature.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains vigilance until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Orc Pirate Wizard

Menace, deathtouch When this creature enters, each player loses a third of their life, rounded up.

Artifact

{2}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. If they do, you create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Creature — Djinn

Flying Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, choose one — • This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. • Exile this creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. • Scry 1.

Artifact Creature — Robot

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When this creature dies, put its counters on target creature you control.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an outlaw spell, copy that spell. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

Token Creature — Dragon Egg

Defender When this creature dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, draw a card. Enchanted creature has "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Artifact

Whenever a Dragon you control enters, put a gold counter on this artifact. {T}, Remove a gold counter from this artifact: Draw a card. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. During your turn, equipped creature has flying. Gae Bolg — Equip {4}

Creature — Drake

Flying When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.

Instant

Surveil 1, then draw a card. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) Flashback {3}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Token Creature — Zombie Human Wizard

Menace Whenever Dreamstealer deals combat damage to a player, that player discards that many cards.

Instant

Choose one — • Put five charge counters on target Spacecraft or Planet you control. • Destroy target artifact.

Creature — Drix Wizard

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. Warp {1}{G} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Instant

Choose two — • Prevent all damage target instant or sorcery spell would deal this turn. • Target player sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." Sacrifice an Eldrazi Scion: Tap target creature.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Instant

Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.

Artifact — Food

Flash When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent loses 3 life.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}, Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: Venture into the dungeon. Activate only as a sorcery. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Creature — Dwarf Soldier

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Dragon

Flash Flying Ebondeath enters tapped. You may cast this card from your graveyard if a creature not named Ebondeath, Dracolich died this turn.

Kindred Enchantment — Eldrazi

If a triggered ability of a colorless spell you control or another colorless permanent you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. Whenever you cast a colorless spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Scout

Reach When this creature dies, each player creates a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Creature — Spirit Cleric

When this creature enters, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.) {4}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment Creature — Spirit

Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Sorcery

Create X 2/2 white Samurai creature tokens with vigilance. They gain menace and haste until end of turn. Each opponent creates X minus one 2/2 white Samurai creature tokens with vigilance.

Instant

This spell can't be countered. Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

Instant

Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast colorless Eldrazi spells or activate abilities of colorless Eldrazi.

Instant

Electrodominance deals X damage to any target. You may cast a spell with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.