Animal House Cards Singles

Sorcery

Choose a creature type. Return up to two creature cards of that type from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was foretold, return all creature cards of that type from your graveyard to the battlefield instead. Foretell {5}{B}{B} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Creature — Ooze Horror

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}{C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Creature — Horror

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your upkeep.

Creature — Dragon

Flying, trample, haste {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. {B}{G}: Regenerate this creature.

Creature — Mite

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Sorcery

Domain — Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token for each basic land type among lands you control. {1}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 3 life.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has trample and haste. Equip {2}

Instant

Kicker {1}{R} (You may pay an additional {1}{R} as you cast this spell.) Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, those creatures also gain trample until end of turn.

Creature — Turtle

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.)

Sorcery

You may tap or untap target permanent, then you may tap or untap another target permanent. Cipher (Then you may exile this spell card encoded on a creature you control. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player, its controller may cast a copy of the encoded card without paying its mana cost.)

Creature — Giant

Trample, haste Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

When Honest Rutstein enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Advisor Knight

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. {4}{W}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for an Equipment card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, exile another target creature or artifact until this creature leaves the battlefield. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

Sorcery

Up to one target creature has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn. Up to one other target creature has base power and toughness 4/4 until end of turn. Then Hostile Takeover deals 3 damage to each creature.

Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin

Deathtouch

Creature — Cyclops

{1}, Sacrifice another creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Instant

Kicker {W} (You may pay an additional {W} as you cast this spell.) Hurloon Battle Hymn deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was kicked, you gain 4 life.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+1. Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, attach this Equipment to target creature you control. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.

Creature — Elemental Ooze

When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Instant

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.) • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Creature — Beast

Trample Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Human Artificer

When Ich-Tekik enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Ich-Tekik and a +1/+1 counter on each Golem you control. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature — Goblin Shaman

Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Creature — Jellyfish Warrior

Flash Flying {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.

Creature — Jellyfish Rogue

This creature can't be blocked if you've cast two or more spells this turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equipped creature gets +1/+2. Equip {3}

Creature — Jellyfish Rogue

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Tap target creature and put three stun counters on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Creature — Goblin Pirate

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Encore {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Kicker {2}{B} (You may pay an additional {2}{B} as you cast this spell.) Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, sacrifice that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Sorcery

Choose two target creatures controlled by the same player. That player sacrifices one of them of their choice.

Artifact

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.) {1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Insect Horror

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Artifact

Nonartifact spells you cast have improvise. (Your artifacts can help cast those spells. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)

Artifact — Food

Flash When this artifact enters, draw a card. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Sorcery

Search your library for a snow land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Insect Citizen

{3}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Invasive Maneuvers deals 3 damage to target creature. It deals 5 damage instead if you control a Spacecraft.

Sorcery

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If they can't, they lose 2 life and you draw a card. Then repeat this process for an enchantment and a planeswalker.

Sorcery

Gain control of target artifact or creature. Untap it.

Sorcery

Exile target creature or enchantment.

Artifact Creature — Demon

Vigilance, reach, trample

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

If a creature attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Colorless spells you cast with mana value 7 or greater cost {1} less to cast. Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Human Citizen

Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Legendary Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying Whenever a player casts a spell that targets only a single creature other than Ivy, you may copy that spell. The copy targets Ivy. (A copy of an Aura spell becomes a token.)

Legendary Creature — Elf Detective

Menace Whenever Izoni enters or attacks, you may collect evidence 4. If you do, create two 2/1 black and green Spider creature tokens with menace and reach. Sacrifice four tokens: Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You gain 2 life.