Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
When this artifact enters, draw two cards, then discard a card.
Max speed — Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{2}{R}{G}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 red and green Elemental creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it." It's still a land.
Each noncreature spell you cast has conspire. (As you cast a noncreature spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)
When this creature enters, you may mill three cards. (You may put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)
{T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to this creature's power.
Deathtouch
When this creature enters or is turned face up, target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
Disguise {4}{B/G}{B/G} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — This Saga deals 2 damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control.
II — You may discard a card. If you do, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them until the end of your next turn.
III — Create a Spellgorger Weird token. (It's a {2}{R} 2/2 Weird creature with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Spellgorger Weird.")
Flying
Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos for each of that spell's colors.
Remove five +1/+1 counters from Ramos: Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Activate only once each turn.
This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, search your library for up to X basic land cards, where X is this creature's power, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a 1/3 white Wall creature token with defender.
Whenever a creature you control with defender dies, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Flying, firebending 2
When Ran and Shaw enter, if you cast them and there are three or more Dragon and/or Lesson cards in your graveyard, create a token that's a copy of Ran and Shaw, except it's not legendary.
{3}{R}: Dragons you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
Shuffle your library, then mill four cards. Put each creature card milled this way onto the battlefield. They gain haste. At the beginning of the next end step, return those creatures to their owner's hand.
Flashback {6}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Vigilance
Whenever you activate an exhaust ability, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Whenever you activate an exhaust ability, draw a card.
Exhaust — {4}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)
Crew 2
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you may exile the top card of your library.
Whenever Raphael attacks, until end of turn, you may play a card exiled with Raphael.
Haste
Whenever another creature you control with base power 1 enters, it gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever another creature you control enters, if it wasn't cast, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Tap target creature. If it's your turn, put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
Draw a card.
Flying
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card and put a soul counter on this artifact. Activate only as a sorcery.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Each opponent loses life equal to the number of soul counters on this artifact.
Whenever you sacrifice an artifact or creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{1}{B}{G}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
Flying
When Ray Fillet enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
Flying
Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library. (That player puts the top card of their library onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total number of cards in all players' hands.
{2}{G}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.