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Legendary Creature — Human Clown Artificer

Haste Robots you control get +1/+1. {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

Flying {2}, {Q}: Add one mana of any color. ({Q} is the untap symbol.)

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn. Untap it.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying." Warp {U/R} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.

Creature — Human Warlock

Rats you control have menace. {1}{B}, {T}: Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token. {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Gain control of target creature.

Instant

You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Otherwise, that creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, target player loses 1 life. {T}: Add {B}.

Creature — Human Pirate

Deathtouch Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Draw two cards. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying, lifelink At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Piru unless you pay {R}{W}{B}. When Piru dies, it deals 7 damage to each nonlegendary creature.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a card name. Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant

When Pizza Face enters, create a Food token. Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on up to one other target artifact or creature. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Mutant creature in addition to its other types. {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Pizza Face: You gain 15 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Carrier

Deathtouch As this creature enters, choose a creature type. Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get -1/-1.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) {T}: Add {C}.

Creature — Phyrexian Cleric

Toxic 2 {2}{G}: Each other creature you control with toxic gains toxic 1 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. (A player dealt combat damage by a creature with toxic also gets poison counters equal to that creature's total toxic value.)

Sorcery

Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of life. Repeat this process until no one pays life. Each player creates a 1/1 black Rat creature token for each 1 life they paid this way.

Creature — Beast

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control. Discard two cards, Sacrifice this creature: Choose target opponent. Return this creature to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Creature — Phyrexian Insect Horror

Flying Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)