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Instant

Counter target spell. Madness {3}{U} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.

Artifact

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.

Creature — Cat

{G}{W}: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant creature you control and "{G}{W}: Enchanted creature gains indestructible until end of turn," and it loses all other abilities.

Artifact Creature — Equipment Boar

Trample Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and has trample. Reconfigure {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." {B}{G}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Creature — Insect Knight

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its counters on target creature you control. Warp {X}{G} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. {2}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature or Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Insect

When this creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, at the beginning of the next end step, you lose 1 life and return this card to your hand.

Creature — Spider

Reach When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) {4}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Create a number of 1/1 black and green Insect creature tokens with flying equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an Assassin spell or a spell that has freerunning, or to activate an ability of an Assassin source.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an Assassin spell or a spell that has freerunning, or to activate an ability of an Assassin source.

Creature — Human Artificer

Metalcraft — {T}: You get {E} (an energy counter). Activate only if you control three or more artifacts. Whenever you get one or more {E} during your turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Any player may have Browbeat deal 5 damage to them. If no one does, target player draws three cards.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Artificer

Creature tokens you control have haste. At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 blue Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token. Then you may choose a token you control. If you do, each other token you control becomes a copy of that token.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying, vigilance Whenever Bruna attacks or blocks, you may attach to it any number of Auras on the battlefield and you may put onto the battlefield attached to it any number of Aura cards that could enchant it from your graveyard and/or hand.

Instant

This spell costs {1}{U} less to cast if it targets an instant or sorcery spell. Counter target spell.

Creature — Brushwagg

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets -2/+2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Until end of turn, whenever a player taps a Swamp for mana, that player adds an additional {B}.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, create a 0/4 white Wall creature token with defender. {W}: Level 2 Whenever one or more noncreature, nonland permanents you control enter, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. {4}{W}: Level 3 When this Class becomes level 3, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Instant

Double target creature's power until end of turn. Flashback {4}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin Villain

When Bullseye enters, you may sacrifice an artifact or discard a nonland card. When you do, Bullseye deals 2 damage to any target. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or discard a nonland card: Bullseye deals 2 damage to any target.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Bumi Bash deals damage equal to the number of lands you control to target creature. • Destroy target land creature or nonbasic land.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever you sacrifice a token, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Giant Warrior

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. {1}{W}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. If its toughness is 0 or less, it still dies.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land When this Aura enters, exile target nonland permanent you don't control until this Aura leaves the battlefield. Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

Burn Away deals 6 damage to target creature. When that creature dies this turn, exile its controller's graveyard.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I — This Saga deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. II — Destroy target artifact an opponent controls. III, IV — Add {R}.

Sorcery

Burn from Within deals X damage to any target. If a creature is dealt damage this way, it loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. (You may put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.) Exile the top two cards of your library. If this spell's additional cost was paid, exile the top three cards instead. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn, then scry 1.

Creature — Human Shaman

When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

Instant

Counter target instant spell if it's blue. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Add X mana in any combination of {B} and/or {R}, where X is the sacrificed creature's mana value.

Creature — Frog Warlock

Deathtouch {1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn if you've cast another instant or sorcery spell this turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Rabbit Soldier

Trample Burrowguard Mentor's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.

Instant

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Creature — Squirrel Warrior

Offspring {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) When this creature enters, you may forage. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on it. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+2. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost. Equip {2}

Creature — Zombie

Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature — Vampire Warrior

Flying Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+0. As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink. Equip {3}

Creature — Bird Insect

Flying When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, draw a card. Whenever another creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, put its counters on this creature.

Artifact Creature — Robot Insect

Flying, vigilance When this creature dies, draw a card.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Flying Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 3 or less, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Artifact Creature — Robot Giant

Warp {3} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature — Raccoon Rogue

Menace Whenever you expend 4, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw two cards. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Creature — Raccoon Rogue

Menace Whenever you expend 4, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw two cards. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

Sorcery

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. • Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. • Exile target artifact or enchantment. • Creatures target player controls get +1/+1 and gain first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Plant

Trample At the beginning of your end step, if this creature didn't enter the battlefield this turn, return it to its owner's hand.

Creature — Plant Mercenary

Reach Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, other creatures you control with power 4 or greater gain trample and haste until end of turn.

Sorcery

Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands. Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Legendary Creature — Horse Mount

Haste Whenever Calamity attacks while saddled, choose a nonlegendary creature that saddled it this turn and create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of it. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step. Repeat this process once. Saddle 1

Legendary Planeswalker — Calix

+1: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an enchantment card from among them and put that card into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. −3: Exile target creature or enchantment you don't control until target enchantment you control leaves the battlefield. −7: Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a flying counter on it. It's a Spirit in addition to its other types.