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Creature — Dinosaur

Reach, trample

Artifact Creature — Golem

Defender, indestructible {10}: Monstrosity 10. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put ten +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) As long as this creature is monstrous, it has trample and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, it deals 3 damage to each opponent and you gain 3 life. When this creature dies, discard any number of cards, then draw that many cards plus one.

Creature — Bird Cleric

Flying Inklings can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. Whenever a player attacks one of your opponents, that attacking player creates a tapped 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying that's attacking that opponent.

Artifact Creature — Construct

{2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card. Unearth {U} ({U}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.

Instant — Lesson

Combustion Technique deals damage equal to 2 plus the number of Lesson cards in your graveyard to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you tap an untapped permanent you control. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever you attack, spells you cast from exile this turn cost {X} less to cast, where X is the number of players being attacked. Exile the top X cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those exiled cards.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Instant // Sorcery

Sorcery

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact, creature, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Sorcery

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You gain 3 life.

Instant

Exile the top X cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Instant

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that player discards a card if you control a Zombie.

Creature — Kor Warlock

When this creature enters, draw a card. Each player loses 1 life. Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, exile up to one target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, manifest dread, then attach this Equipment to that creature. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip {4}

Artifact

You may play lands from your graveyard. {T}: Choose target nonland permanent card in your graveyard. If you haven't cast a spell this turn, you may cast that card. If you do, you can't cast additional spells this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land — Desert

When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Sorcery

Cone of Flame deals 1 damage to any target, 2 damage to another target, and 3 damage to a third target.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant permanent You control enchanted permanent.

Sorcery

Choose target artifact or creature. You get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters), then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that permanent's mana value. If you do, gain control of it.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. (You can't look at it.) {1}{R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this enchantment: Put all cards exiled with this enchantment into their owners' hands.

Instant

Replicate {1} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.) Counter target triggered ability or colorless spell.

Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {1} and discard a card. If you do, draw a card. Whenever you discard one or more nonland cards, you may exile one of them from your graveyard. If you do, you may cast it this turn.

Creature — Sphinx Detective

Flying You may collect evidence 10 rather than pay the mana cost for spells you cast. (To collect evidence 10, exile cards with total mana value 10 or greater from your graveyard.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile all artifacts your opponents control until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Artifact — Vehicle

Crew 6 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 6 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters). Pay {E}{E}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn by a source of your choice.

Creature — Human Soldier

First strike Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) Whenever this creature attacks, if it's renowned, other attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Instant

Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.) Target opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures they control. If the gift was promised, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Spend only black mana on X. Consume Spirit deals X damage to any target and you gain X life.

Creature — Horror

Consuming Aberration's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your opponents' graveyards. Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has "At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature."

Instant

You may pay 1 life and exile a black card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Distribute two -2/-1 counters among one or two target creatures.

Instant

You may pay 1 life and exile a black card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Distribute two -2/-1 counters among one or two target creatures.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Whenever you discard a card, you may exile that card from your graveyard. If you do, you may play that card this turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {W}{U}{B} ({W}{U}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.

Sorcery

Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Draw a card.

Creature — Aetherborn Rogue

Lifelink Whenever an artifact you control enters, scry 1.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, suspect enchanted creature. (It has menace and can't block.) Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. {2}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, and up to one target enchantment. Delirium — Then if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is the total mana value of permanents destroyed this way.

Sorcery

Tap one or two target untapped creatures you control. They each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Shapeshifter Rogue

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "Whenever this creature attacks, it connives." (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Enchantment

You may have this enchantment enter as a copy of any land on the battlefield, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types.

Artifact

{3}, Discard a card at random: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1}

Artifact Creature — Myr

{T}: Put a charge counter on target artifact. Sacrifice this creature: Put two charge counters on target artifact.

Creature — Human Monk

Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Rogue

Haste {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant and/or sorcery spells. When Cormela dies, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."

Creature — Zombie Wizard

When this creature dies, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of creature cards in target player's graveyard.

Sorcery

Destroy target nonblack creature. Create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature — Human Rogue

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player discards that card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, untap target artifact or creature you control.