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Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Creature — Human Advisor

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Creature — Elemental Lhurgoyf

Cosmogoyf's power is equal to the number of cards you own in exile and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

Creature — Elemental Lhurgoyf

Cosmogoyf's power is equal to the number of cards you own in exile and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Draw two cards.

Instant

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller loses 2 life.

Creature — Human Scout

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Human card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Artifact Creature — Bird

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, gain control of target permanent you own but don't control. Disguise {1}{U} When this creature is turned face up, target opponent gains control of any number of target permanents you control. Draw a card for each one they gained control of this way.

Artifact Creature — Bird

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, gain control of target permanent you own but don't control. Disguise {1}{U} When this creature is turned face up, target opponent gains control of any number of target permanents you control. Draw a card for each one they gained control of this way.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw three cards. {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked, that player draws three cards and gains control of this artifact. Untap it.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When you control no artifacts, sacrifice this creature.

Sorcery

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Mutant, Ninja, Turtle, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Crab Demon

Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing an artifact and paying the emerge cost reduced by that artifact's mana value.) When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Crab Demon

Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing an artifact and paying the emerge cost reduced by that artifact's mana value.) When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.

Instant

Crackling Doom deals 2 damage to each opponent. Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.

Enchantment

Tap an untapped Gate you control: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Human Wizard

Flash When this creature enters, if you cast it, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn has storm. (When you cast that spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Artifact

{2}, Exile this artifact: Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library. Draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. {B}{B}: Attach this Equipment to target creature you control. Equip {1}

Sorcery

Suspend 4—{G} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay {G} and exile it with four time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.) Create two 4/4 green Rhino creature tokens with trample.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this land. Then you may have it become a 0/0 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block."

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill two cards. (You may put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.

Creature — Phyrexian Imp

Flying, haste

Creature — Horror

Other black creatures you control get +1/+1. Other green creatures you control get +1/+1. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 black and green Worm creature token.

Creature — Elf Warrior

This creature enters with three -1/-1 counters on it. At the beginning of your end step, if there is an Elf card in your graveyard and this creature has a -1/-1 counter on it, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.

Sorcery

Demonstrate (When you cast this spell, you may copy it. If you do, choose an opponent to also copy it.) Shuffle your library, then reveal cards from the top of it until you reveal a nonland card. Exile that card and put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player discards a card. Each opponent who discarded a card that shares a card type with the card you discarded loses 3 life. (Players reveal the discarded cards simultaneously.)

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}. {1}{U}{B}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature. It's still a land. It can't be blocked this turn.

Legendary Enchantment — Shrine

When Crescent Island Temple enters, for each Shrine you control, create a 1/1 red Monk creature token with prowess. (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever another Shrine you control enters, create a 1/1 red Monk creature token with prowess.

Kindred Instant — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Ogre Pirate

Trample When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Artifact Creature — Human Villain

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Creature — Crocodile

Haste When this creature enters, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill a card. Delirium — {2}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Return up to one target creature card and up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Land — Town

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Creature — Kithkin Ranger

Trample Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Soldier

Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn. Whenever this creature attacks, create a 2/2 red Soldier creature token with firebending 1. (Whenever it attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.)

Instant

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.

Sorcery

Devoid (This card has no color.) Exile target nonbasic land. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that land and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier

When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Artifact

When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Creature — Zombie

Sacrifice this creature: Exile target card from a graveyard.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, cloak the top card of your library, then attach this Equipment to it. (To cloak a card, put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked. {1}{U}: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand.

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender (This creature can't attack.) You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control.

Artifact Creature — Golem

At the beginning of your end step, this creature phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before you untap during your next untap step.)

Land

When this land enters, scry 1. {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Insect

Flash Flying, trample Increment (Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana you spent is greater than this creature's power or toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Sorcery

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add {B} or {G} for each permanent destroyed this way.

Sorcery

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add {B} or {G} for each permanent destroyed this way.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Elf Artificer

Fabricate 2 (When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it or create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.) Whenever this creature attacks, you may have other attacking creatures get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever a permanent you control transforms into a non-Human creature, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Creature — Coyote

Haste When this creature enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Wizard

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.

Creature — Beast

Reach Colorless creatures you control enter with two additional +1/+1 counters on them. Whenever this creature enters or attacks, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)