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Instant

Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Up to one target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Up to one target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, manifest dread, then attach this Equipment to that creature. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch and lifelink. Equip—Sacrifice a creature.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, manifest dread, then attach this Equipment to that creature. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch and lifelink. Equip—Sacrifice a creature.

Instant

Target blocking creature fights another target blocking creature.

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Creature — Eldrazi Insect

Emerge {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) When you cast this spell, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose from it a nonland card with mana value 3 or less and a card with mana value 4 or greater. That player discards those cards.

Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. {4}{W}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Creature — Dog Mount

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. {1}{G}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Destroy target artifact. Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Saddle 1

Instant

Until end of turn, target land you control becomes a 4/4 Dinosaur creature with reach and haste. It's still a land. It must be blocked this turn if able.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, you may sacrifice another enchantment or creature. If you do, draw two cards. When you sacrifice this enchantment, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Instant

Return up to X target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Divergent Equation.

Creature — Human Warrior

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {1}, Sacrifice another creature or enchantment: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Flying {U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. If they do, you create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Sorcery

Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls. That player may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

Kicker {2}{W} (You may pay an additional {2}{W} as you cast this spell.) Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, instead any number of target creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Enchantment

White creatures get +1/+1. Threshold — White creatures get an additional +1/+1 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Human God

As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Djeru and Hazoret has vigilance and haste. Whenever Djeru and Hazoret attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may exile a legendary creature card from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Until end of turn, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Bear Druid

Spells you cast from your graveyard or from exile cost {2} less to cast. Plotting cards from your hand costs {2} less.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever a creature you control with mana value 5 or greater enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +4/+4. Equip {5}

Legendary Creature — Gamma Doctor Hero

If you would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, put that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent instead. {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Doc Samson's power.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature As long as another player controls enchanted creature, it can't attack or block. Otherwise, this Aura has umbra armor. (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Human Citizen

Vigilance Disguise {R/W}{R/W} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.) When this creature is turned face up, create two tapped 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's a 0/0 Construct artifact in addition to its other types and it has "This token gets +1/+1 for each Construct you control." It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Sneak {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for {1}{U} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) Whenever Donatello deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control.

Sorcery

Sneak {U} (You may cast this spell for {U} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.) Draw two cards.

Sorcery

Sneak {U} (You may cast this spell for {U} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.) Draw two cards.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

When Donatello enters, if you control an artifact, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Flying Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Donatello.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Menace Whenever Don & Raph attack, the next noncreature spell you cast this turn has affinity for artifacts. (It costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)

Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Creature — Elemental

Trample At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Enchantment Creature — Giant

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, put a charge counter on this artifact. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1 for each charge counter on this artifact.

Legendary Artifact

Whenever you attack, scry 2, then you may reveal the top card of your library. If a creature card is revealed this way, put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Until your next turn, it gains trample if you control a Dwarf and hexproof if you control an Elf.

Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid

Each creature spell you cast with toughness greater than its power costs {1} less to cast. Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the difference between its power and toughness.

Instant

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then if it isn't your main phase, blight 2. (Put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.)

Instant

Copy target creature spell you control, except it isn't legendary if the spell is legendary. (A copy of a creature spell becomes a token.)

Instant

You may sacrifice a Mountain rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of Mountains you control.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. II — This Saga gains "Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf creature token." III, IV — Elves you control get +1/+0 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Skunk Assassin

Flash When this creature enters, choose one — • Target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn. • Destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Creature — Goblin Artificer

Exhaust — {R}: Other creatures you control gain haste until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Exhaust — {3}{R}: Create a 4/4 red Dinosaur Dragon creature token with flying.

Creature — Human Shaman

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Artifact

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color. {3}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 4/4 Dragon creature token named Reliquary Dragon that's all colors. It has flying, lifelink, and "When this token enters, it deals 3 damage to any target." Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Double the power and toughness of target creature you control until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Creature — Dragon Insect

Flying, ward {1} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) This creature's power is equal to the number of noncreature, nonland cards in your graveyard. When this creature dies, if there's a Lesson card in your graveyard, draw a card.

Creature — Spider

Reach Whenever an opponent casts a spell, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.

Creature — Human Warrior

At the beginning of your end step, bolster X, where X is the number of tapped creatures you control. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put X +1/+1 counters on it.)

Creature — Human Wizard

Morph—Reveal a blue card in your hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, look at target opponent's hand.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Creature — Human Archer

Reach, vigilance, deathtouch

Artifact

Each Dragon you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Human

When this creature enters, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. During your turn, equipped creature has flying. Gae Bolg — Equip {4}

Instant

Delirium — This spell costs {2} less to cast as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard. Destroy target nonland permanent.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard

If damage would be dealt to Dralnu, sacrifice that many permanents instead. {T}: Target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Legendary Creature — Vampire Cleric

Flying Whenever Drana attacks, defending player chooses a nonlegendary creature card in your graveyard. You return that card to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. The creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.