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Artifact

Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.

Creature — Goblin Pirate

At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, create a Treasure token. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Instant — Lesson

Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes an Avatar in addition to its other types and gains flying, first strike, lifelink, and hexproof. (A creature with hexproof can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Sorcery

Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card.

Artifact Creature — Goblin Artificer

Flying Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature with mana value X.

Artifact — Spacecraft

Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.) 1+ | Whenever an opponent discards a card, they lose 3 life. 8+ | Flying, deathtouch Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, each opponent discards a card. Each opponent who can't loses 3 life.

Creature — Human Druid

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Cleric

Outlast {W} ({W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.) Modified creatures you control have lifelink. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Exile target creature with mana value 3 or greater.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Double target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.

Artifact Creature — Golem

{2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Creature — Dog Monk

When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Creature — Spirit

Flying Whenever you investigate for the first time each turn, investigate an additional time.

Creature — Dwarf Artificer

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Djinn

At the beginning of your upkeep, target non-Wall creature an opponent controls gains forestwalk until your next upkeep. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Each creature that's enchanted by an Aura you control can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of Auras you control.

Legendary Artifact — Food

When Eriette's Tempting Apple enters, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: You gain 3 life. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: Target opponent loses 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Lifelink Whenever an Aura you control becomes attached to a nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value less than or equal to that Aura's mana value, gain control of that permanent for as long as that Aura is attached to it.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Flash Defender, haste {1}{U}, {T}: Copy target spell you control that wasn't cast. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.

Instant

X can't be 0. Target spell's controller exiles it with X delay counters on it. At the beginning of each of that player's upkeeps, if that card is exiled, remove a delay counter from it. If the card has no delay counters on it, the player puts it onto the stack as a copy of the original spell.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Vigilance, trample, ward {1} At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, draw a card and put two +1/+1 counters on Eshki Dragonclaw.

Artifact — Clue

Whenever you sacrifice this artifact or another artifact, you may pay {2}. If you do, at the beginning of the next end step, create a token that's a copy of that artifact. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Instant

Exile each opponent's graveyard. When you do, choose up to one target creature card exiled this way. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's an artifact and it loses all other card types.

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {T}: Create a 2/2 black Zombie Druid creature token. Activate only during your turn and only if a card left your graveyard this turn.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) {1}{C}: Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Instant

Essence Extraction deals 3 damage to target creature and you gain 3 life.

Sorcery

Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Creature — Dryad Warlock

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.

Creature — Phyrexian

Flying Whenever this creature or another Phyrexian you control enters, incubate 2. (Create an Incubator token with two +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Instant

Counter target creature spell.

Instant

Destroy target creature unless its controller pays life equal to its toughness. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur

Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.

Artifact Creature — Soldier

Metalcraft — This creature has protection from each color as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Artifact Creature — Wizard

Sunburst (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.) {1}, Remove four +1/+1 counters from this creature: Target player draws three cards.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Slith

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. When you do, you may remove a counter from another target permanent or opponent.

Creature — Zombie Cleric

Afflict 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 2 life.) Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, draw a card.

Creature — Zombie Warlock

{1}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.

Instant — Arcane

Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn.

Artifact Creature — Minotaur Wizard Sorcerer

{1}{U}{R}: Return this creature to its owner's hand. Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Artifact Creature — Salamander Drake

Flying This creature can block only creatures with flying. {6}{B}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other artifact you control. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put four +1/+1 counters on it.)

Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin

Deathtouch Face-down creatures you control have "{2}{U}{B}: Turn this creature face up. If you can't, exile it, then you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost." Whenever an Assassin you control deals combat damage to an opponent, cloak the top card of that player's library.

Creature — Insect Druid

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Insect Cleric

Whenever this creature attacks, you and defending player each discard a card or sacrifice a permanent. You draw a card for each land card put into a graveyard this way. Encore {6}{B}{B} ({6}{B}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. Warp {1}{G} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this enchantment at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Instant

Return all creatures to their owners' hands.

Instant

This spell costs {U}{U}{U} less to cast if an opponent has drawn four or more cards this turn. Draw X cards.

Sorcery

Remove any number of counters from among permanents on the battlefield. You draw cards and lose life equal to the number of counters removed this way.

Sorcery

Remove any number of counters from among permanents on the battlefield. You draw cards and lose life equal to the number of counters removed this way.

Enchantment

Players can't gain life. Damage can't be prevented. All damage is dealt as though its source had wither. (A source with wither deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying. {1}{W}, Blight 2: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery. (To blight 2, put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.)

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gains 3 life and draws a card. Each of your opponents discards a card. This artifact deals 3 damage to any target. Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.

Creature — Eye

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack. Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control and three +1/+1 counters on target creature an opponent controls.