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Creature — Lizard Berserker

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent and you gain 1 life. Max speed — This creature has deathtouch and haste.

Creature — Vampire Warrior

Kicker {B} (You may pay an additional {B} as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Sorcery

Gates Ablaze deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of Gates you control.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}. {2}{W}{U}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You gain 2 life and draw two cards.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Sorcery

Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Amass Goblins 3. (Put three +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Goblin. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Goblin Army creature token first.)

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. When this artifact enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a card of the chosen type, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it into your graveyard.

Sorcery

Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token for each Plains you control. Scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Artifact — Equipment

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a charge counter on this Equipment. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each counter on this Equipment. As long as this Equipment has four or more counters on it, equipped creature has double strike. Equip—Pay {3} or remove a counter from this Equipment.

Creature — Ape

Reach When this creature enters, choose one — • Destroy up to one target artifact. • Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Instant

Geistblast deals 2 damage to any target. {2}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, you may have it deal 4 damage to target creature with flying.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

Creature spells you cast cost {1} more to cast.

Creature — Spirit

Defender At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Weird

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may untap this creature.

Creature — Sliver

All Slivers have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Creature — Insect Druid

Flying Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, target creature has base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn. If you control six or more lands, that creature has base power and toughness 6/6 until end of turn instead.

Artifact Creature — Robot Insect

{T}, Tap an untapped permanent you control: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

{T}: Choose two target blocked attacking creatures. If each of those creatures could be blocked by all creatures that the other is blocked by, each creature that's blocking exactly one of those attacking creatures stops blocking it and is blocking the other attacking creature. Activate only during the declare blockers step.

Creature — Plant Hydra

When you cast this spell, reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put a nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle the rest into your library. This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Sorcery

Reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of permanent cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then put all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield into your graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Frog Mutant Rogue

Trample Whenever Genghis Frog or another Mutant you control enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Artifact Creature — Golem

Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast your commander from the command zone without paying its mana cost. (You still pay any additional costs.)

Creature — Zombie Horror

Flying This creature gets -1/-1 for each card in your hand. {3}{U}, Discard three cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards. You gain 3 life for each land card discarded this way.

Sorcery

Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Exile target nontoken creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. + {2} — Destroy target creature if no other creature has greater power.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target creature or enchantment spell. • Return one or two target creatures and/or enchantments you own to your hand.

Creature — Elemental Beast

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

Haste Nontoken creatures you control have "{T}: Create a token that's a copy of target token you control that entered this turn."

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {1}{R}: This land becomes a 2/1 red Warrior creature with first strike until end of turn. It's still a land. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Instant

Devoid (This card has no color.) This spell costs {2} less to cast if an opponent controls a multicolored permanent. Ghostfire Slice deals 4 damage to any target.

Enchantment

Black and/or red permanents and spells are colorless sources of damage.

Creature — Spirit

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, unlock a locked door of up to one target Room you control.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return two target Zombie cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 and is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.

Creature — Zombie Treefolk

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying, vigilance Each other Angel you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Angel you already control. {T}: Add {W}. Spend this mana only to cast an Angel spell.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. • Destroy target artifact.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.) {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.

Creature — Spider

{1}{R}{G}, {T}: Exile this creature and target creature without flying that's attacking you.

Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

+1: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. 0: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. −4: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."

Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

+2: During target opponent's next turn, creatures that player controls attack Gideon Jura if able. −2: Destroy target tapped creature. 0: Until end of turn, Gideon Jura becomes a 6/6 Human Soldier creature that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Gideon, Martial Paragon, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter, a reach counter, and a deathtouch counter on target creature. Untap it.

Creature — Horse Mount

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Saddle 1 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains trample and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. If its toughness is 0 or less, it still dies.) Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior

Gimli has indestructible as long as two or more creatures died under your control this turn. Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Gimli. When this ability resolves for the third time this turn, Gimli fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

When Gisa and Geralf enters, mill four cards. Once during each of your turns, you may cast a Zombie creature spell from your graveyard.

Creature — Gith Monk

Flash Flying Psychic Defense — When this creature enters, tap all creatures you don't control.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller may pay 1 life. If they do, they draw a card. {4}{B}{B}{B}, Discard X cards: Exile the top X cards of target opponent's library. You may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.

Sorcery

Draw a card, then you may discard a card. When you discard a nonland card this way, Glacial Dragonhunt deals 3 damage to target creature. Harmonize {4}{U}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its harmonize cost. You may tap a creature you control to reduce that cost by {X}, where X is its power. Then exile this spell.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.