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Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Ward—Discard a card at random. Void — Whenever Alpharael attacks, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, defending player loses half their life, rounded up.

Artifact

Your devotion to each color and each combination of colors is increased by one. {T}: Add one mana of any color. If you control a God, a Demigod, or a legendary enchantment, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Shapeshifter

This spell can't be countered. You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it enters with X additional +1/+1 counters on it.

Sorcery

Draw three cards, then put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library.

Instant

Choose one or both — • Counter target spell. • Tap one or two target creatures.

Artifact

You may choose not to untap this artifact during your untap step. {4}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land. That permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as this artifact remains tapped.

Sorcery

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

Creature — Turtle Wizard

Increment (Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana you spent is greater than this creature's power or toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) When this creature dies, if it had one or more counters on it, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put this creature's counters on that token.

Creature — Turtle

Ward {2} Whenever this creature attacks, put three stun counters on it and draw three cards. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Whenever you cast a Turtle spell, untap this creature.

Land

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {T}: Add {C}. Max speed — {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 8. (Exile cards with total mana value 8 or greater from your graveyard.) Search your library for a basic land card. If evidence was collected, instead search your library for a creature or land card. Reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, you gain 1 life for each attacking creature.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other enchantment on the battlefield.

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters, destroy target creature. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Instant

Destroy target artifact. Flashback {G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Choose a card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for up to four cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.

Creature — Angel Ally

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other attacking Ally.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Creature — Angel Spirit

Flying {T}: Target attacking or blocking creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, return that card to the battlefield.

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +0/+1. Sacrifice this enchantment: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Creature — Angel

Flying Delirium — Whenever this creature deals damage, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, exile target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Angel Cleric

Flying, double strike Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each gain that much life. At the beginning of your end step, if you have at least 15 life more than your starting life total, each player this creature attacked this turn loses the game.

Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, exile target player's graveyard.

Creature — Angel Ally

Flying When this creature enters, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.

Creature — Angel

Flash Flying When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, exile all attacking creatures.

Artifact Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, exile up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments. Plainscycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Artifact Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, exile up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments. Plainscycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Instant

You gain 7 life.

Creature — Incarnation

Haste As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.

Creature — Drake

Flying When this creature enters, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.

Legendary Planeswalker — Angrath

Creatures you control have menace. −2: Amass Zombies 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Target player sacrifices an artifact of their choice. • Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. • Target player sacrifices a planeswalker of their choice.

Instant

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Wall Enchanted Wall can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Cleric

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When this creature enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Flash When Annie Flash enters, if you cast it, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Whenever Annie Flash becomes tapped, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Instant

Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.

Instant

You may mill two cards. Then return up to two creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill two cards, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Exile any number of creatures you control, then return them to the battlefield under their owner's control. Then repeat this process X more times.

Instant

Target creature gets +4/+3 until end of turn.

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Anthousa, up to three target lands you control each become 2/2 Warrior creatures until end of turn. They're still lands.

Creature — Eldrazi

When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. Warp {4} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Sorcery

Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens. Then if this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on each Spirit you control. Flashback {4}{W}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens. Then if this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on each Spirit you control. Flashback {4}{W}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Destroy all artifacts you don't control, then exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts that were put into graveyards from the battlefield this turn. You may put a creature card exiled this way onto the battlefield. It gains haste. Return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit

Flying, vigilance When Ao dies, choose one — • Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put any number of nonland permanent cards with total mana value 4 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. • Put two +1/+1 counters on each permanent you control that's a creature or Vehicle.

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy all nontoken permanents with a name originally printed in the Homelands expansion. They can't be regenerated.

Legendary Creature — Bison Ally

Flying Whenever Appa enters or attacks, choose one — • Target creature you control gains flying until end of turn. • Airbend another target nonland permanent you control. (Exile it. While it's exiled, its owner may cast it for {2} rather than its mana cost.)

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) One or two target creatures each get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with mana value 4 or greater and exile that card.

Sorcery

Create a token that's a copy of target non-Aura permanent you control, except it's a 0/0 Fractal creature in addition to its other types. Put six +1/+1 counters on it.

Legendary Creature — Human Scientist

At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each card type among spells you've cast this turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja

When April O'Neil enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.) April O'Neil can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.

Legendary Creature — Human Detective

Whenever a Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle you control enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Partner—Character select

Legendary Creature — Human Detective

Whenever April deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards, then discard a card.