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Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Whenever Hapatra deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token with deathtouch.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, each player gains 5 life and draws a card. At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are five colors among permanents you control, there are six or more card types among permanents you control and/or cards in your graveyard, and your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, you win the game.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Nonbasic lands are Islands.

Creature — Human Rogue

This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control an Island. {1}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Bird Cleric

Flying, haste Discard a card: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn. Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Creature — Human Warrior

{1}, Sacrifice a token: Draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has double strike. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Archon

Flying Non-Archon creatures have base power and toughness 3/3. When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

Creature — Beast

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Harmonious Grovestrider's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.

Sorcery

Draw three cards.

Creature — Otter Wizard

Whenever you cast a noncreature or Otter spell, you may exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, you may cast target card with the same name as that spell from your graveyard. (You still pay its costs.)

Legendary Creature — Treefolk Mutant

Reach, vigilance When Harold and Bob dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant Forest you control and "Enchanted Forest has '{T}: Add three mana of any one color. You get two rad counters.'" Harold and Bob loses all other abilities.

Creature — Human Artificer

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.

Creature — Bird

Flying When this creature enters, tap target permanent. {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant

Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant Ally

Whenever another Ally you control enters, earthbend 1. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Creature — Rabbit Citizen

Whenever this creature or another Rabbit you control enters, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then draw a card if this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Exile the top card of your library. You may play it until your next end step.

Creature — Spider

Reach Undergrowth — When you cast this spell, reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. You may put a green permanent card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has vigilance, trample, and haste. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

{B}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return a creature card at random from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

{T}: Add {W} or {B}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}. {7}: Put seven +1/+1 counters on this artifact. It becomes a 0/0 Spirit creature in addition to its other types. Activate only once.

Sorcery

Choose target opponent. Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. Then the chosen player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

Creature — Human Wizard

{2}{U}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Zombie creature you control.

Creature — Zombie Horror

Whenever this creature attacks, return another creature you control to its owner's hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Archer Hero

Reach Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if Hawkeye dealt damage to it this turn, draw a card. {T}: Hawkeye deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has reach. Whenever equipped creature becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Insect

When this creature dies, you gain 2 life. {G}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment.

Creature — Rabbit Druid

Whenever you attack, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If that creature is a token, it also gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

{X}, {T}: The next X damage that would be dealt this turn to target white creature you control is dealt to Hazduhr instead.

Legendary Creature — God

Indestructible, haste Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have one or fewer cards in hand. {2}{R}, Discard a card: Hazoret deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Cat Cleric

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 2 life.

Creature — Bird

Flying Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Land — Gate

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}, Tap an untapped Gate you control: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Human Wizard

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Lizard Warlock

Haste Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to target opponent.

Creature — Lizard Warlock

Haste Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to target opponent.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with no counters on it. • Remove up to three counters from target creature.

Enchantment

Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Creatures you control get -1/-1.

Enchantment

Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Creatures you control get -1/-1.

Artifact

Activated abilities of creatures cost {1} less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.

Instant

Heated Argument deals 6 damage to target creature. You may exile a card from your graveyard. If you do, Heated Argument also deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Enchantment

At end of combat, destroy each creature that blocked or was blocked this turn.

Creature — Ooze Horror

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}{C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Trample Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may cast target artifact card from your graveyard this turn.

Creature — Goblin Warlock

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn. Equip abilities you activate that target this creature cost {2} less to activate.

Enchantment

Shroud (This enchantment can't be the target of spells or abilities.) {X}: Put X tower counters on this enchantment. At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are 100 or more tower counters on this enchantment, you win the game.

Legendary Creature — Human Hero

Haste When Hellcat dies, return her to the battlefield under her owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on her. She loses all abilities and gains haste.

Creature — Devil

Haste Whenever a creature you control attacks, this creature deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Target creature gains banding until end of turn. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding a player controls are blocking or being blocked by a creature, that player divides that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)