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Sorcery

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Artifact

Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay {3}. If you do, untap target permanent.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. {B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Each equipped creature and Equipment you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature — Mite

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Artifact Creature — Robot

When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Griffin

Flying When this creature enters, exile the top eight cards of your library. You may cast an Aura spell from among them without paying its mana cost. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Auras you control.

Creature — Griffin

Flying When this creature enters, exile the top eight cards of your library. You may cast an Aura spell from among them without paying its mana cost. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Auras you control.

Creature — Angel

Flying, vigilance Echo {2}{W}{W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)

Creature — Angel

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Angel spells and Human spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact Creature — Robot Scout

Flying When this creature enters, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Human Druid Ally

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Lesson spells.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Date Night — Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. • Patrol Night — One or two target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste. (They can attack and {T} this turn.)

Creature — Human Knight

Flash Lifelink When this creature enters, other Humans you control get +1/+1 and gain lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Instant

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has trample and haste. Equip {2}

Artifact Creature — Golem

Cast this spell only if you've cast another spell this turn.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flying This creature enters with six +1/+1 counters on it. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Put a flying counter on another target creature. {1}, Remove a counter from another creature you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) During your turn, equipped creature has first strike and trample. Equip {2}{R}

Sorcery — Arcane

Exile all the cards from your hand, then draw that many cards. Until the end of your next turn, you may play cards exiled this way.

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}. {4}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Druid

Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, add {G}{G}.

Enchantment

When an opponent plays a nonbasic land, if this permanent is an enchantment, it becomes a 3/3 Beast creature.

Enchantment

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.

Legendary Creature — Ogre Demon

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 2. {2}{R}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. When you exile a nonland card this way, Hidetsugu deals damage equal to the exiled card's mana value to any target.

Instant

If target player has exactly 10 life, Hidetsugu's Second Rite deals 10 damage to that player.

Instant

Draw two cards. Cycling {U} ({U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Bird Mutant

Flying {3}{W}: Target creature without flying gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Vampire Noble

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever another nontoken creature dies, draw a card.

Instant

Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.

Sorcery

You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures with no +1/+1 counters on them.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Creature — Lizard

Whenever another creature dies, you may have this creature deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Instant

Tap target creature. Scry 1. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card that doesn't share a land type with a land you control, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. {5}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Elemental Wolverine

When this creature enters, choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. • This creature fights target creature token. • Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Sorcery

You lose 2 life and draw two cards, then clash with an opponent. If you win, repeat this process. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on their choice of the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a greater mana value.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters and whenever you expend 4, put a stash counter on it. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.) {1}{R}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the number of stash counters on this enchantment.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle. When this creature dies, you may put the exiled card into its owner's hand.

Creature — Devil

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Human Villain

Flying, haste Whenever you discard a card, Hobgoblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric

Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this token leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's graveyard."

Legendary Creature — Avatar

You can't spend mana to cast this spell. Convoke, delve (Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color. Each card you exile from your graveyard pays for {1}.) You may cast this card from your graveyard. Trample

Instant

Choose target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on the creature you control if it has power 4 or greater. Then those creatures fight each other. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Land

This land enters tapped. You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this land is tapped, put a storage counter on it. {T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {G} for each storage counter removed this way.

Creature — Human Cleric

{2}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature. If that creature is a Zombie, exile it.

Instant

Target player draws two cards. Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Enchantment

As long as you control exactly one creature, that creature gets +3/+1 and has lifelink.

Legendary Enchantment — Shrine

At the beginning of your upkeep, Honden of Infinite Rage deals damage to any target equal to the number of Shrines you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

When Honest Rutstein enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature an opponent controls When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature and remove all counters from it. Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Citizen with base power and toughness 1/1 and "{T}: Add {C}" named Humble Merchant. (It loses all other creature types and names.)

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample Tap two untapped creatures you control: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Draw a card.

Creature — Squirrel Warrior

Trample When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each other Squirrel and/or Food you control. Whenever another Squirrel or Food you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Advisor Knight

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. {4}{W}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for an Equipment card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant

You gain 4 life. Bolster 2. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put two +1/+1 counters on it.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. Tap an untapped legendary permanent you control: Untap this artifact.