Jynxed Cardboard

Instant

Return target artifact, enchantment, or land to its owner's hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. As long as enchanted creature is a Human, it has first strike.

Creature — Eldrazi Snake

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flash When you cast this spell, counter target spell an opponent controls unless they pay {1}. Flying

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, each opponent discards a card and loses 2 life. When this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, scry 2. {2}{B}: Sacrifice this enchantment.

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens.

Creature — Insect

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Whenever this creature is dealt damage, create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch. (Any amount of damage a creature with deathtouch deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature — Insect

Flying, deathtouch When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target creature this turn.

Instant

Exile the top three cards of your library in a face-down pile, then exile the top three cards of your library in another face-down pile. Look at the cards in each pile, then turn a pile of your choice face up. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard. You lose 3 life.

Creature — Zombie Warlock

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, put its counters on up to one target creature you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land you control Enchanted land has "{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn."

Artifact

{T}: Add {W}. Put a time counter on this artifact. {T}, Remove X time counters from this artifact and exile it: Return each nonland permanent card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Scout Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Giant Warrior

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. {R/W}{R/W}, Remove a counter from this creature: Another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment

Flash Each creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf gets +1/+1 and has trample.

Legendary Creature — Gamma Berserker Hero

Reach, trample Power-up abilities of other creatures you control cost {3} less to activate. Power-up — {6}{R}{G}: Put five +1/+1 counters on Hulk. (Activate each power-up ability only once. Reduce the cost by his mana cost if he entered this turn.)

Instant

Teamwork 4 (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may tap any number of creatures you control with total power 4 or more.) Choose one. If this spell was cast using teamwork, choose both instead. • Destroy target noncreature artifact. • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Instant

Teamwork 4 (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may tap any number of creatures you control with total power 4 or more.) Choose one. If this spell was cast using teamwork, choose both instead. • Destroy target noncreature artifact. • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying When this Vehicle enters, draw two cards. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Instant

Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. Investigate.(Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.

Creature — Zombie Warrior

As long as there are three or more different kinds of counters among creatures you control, this creature gets +2/+4. You may cast this card from your graveyard. If you do, it enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Instant

Hungry Flames deals 3 damage to target creature and 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature — Giraffe

Reach Increment (Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana you spent is greater than this creature's power or toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Creature — Cow

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.

Creature — Wolf

As long as you control another Wolf or Werewolf, this creature gets +1/+0 and has trample.

Creature — Beast

When this creature enters, each other player may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equipped creature has deathtouch during your turn. Otherwise, it has reach. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. {1}{G}: Level 2 Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. {3}{G}: Level 3 At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.

Enchantment

Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this enchantment has "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield."

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Advisor

At the beginning of your end step, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, reveal the top five cards of your library. For each card type among noncreature spells you've cast this turn, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Minotaur

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

Sorcery

Hurricane deals X damage to each creature with flying and each player.

Sorcery

Hurricane deals X damage to each creature with flying and each player.

Artifact Creature — Robot Villain

Whenever another Villain and/or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Creature — Jellyfish Hydra Beast

When you cast this spell, you gain half X life and draw half X cards. Round down each time. Flying, trample This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Instant

Attacking creatures get -2/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+1. Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, attach this Equipment to target creature you control. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards at random.

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards at random.

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards at random.

Enchantment

This enchantment enters with X ice counters on it. {3}: Put an ice counter on this enchantment. Remove an ice counter from this enchantment: Add {C}.

Artifact Creature — Food Cat Mutant

{2}, Sacrifice another creature or token: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Snow Creature — Snake

Flash Flying When this creature enters, draw a card. This creature has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.

Creature — Elemental Ooze

When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Land

You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step. {T}: Tap target creature without flying that's attacking you. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as this land remains tapped.

Instant

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.) • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Artifact

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Whenever this creature attacks, you may exile another target nontoken creature. If you do, this creature becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn. Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Kindred Artifact — Eldrazi

{1}{C}, {T}: Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." Whenever another Eldrazi you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact. As long as this artifact has eight or more +1/+1 counters on it, it's a 0/0 creature in addition to its other types and it has annihilator 2.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B}. {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by it this turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Sorcery

Draw two cards. Then you may discard two cards. When you do, Ill-Timed Explosion deals X damage to each creature, where X is the greatest mana value among cards discarded this way.

Sorcery

Draw two cards. Then you may discard two cards. When you do, Ill-Timed Explosion deals X damage to each creature, where X is the greatest mana value among cards discarded this way.

Creature — Illusion

Cumulative upkeep {U} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a land type. This creature gains landwalk of the chosen type until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a land of that type.)

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever an ability of equipped creature is activated, if it isn't a mana ability, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. Equip {3}