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Instant

Draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Those creatures gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Creature — Vampire Cleric

When this creature enters, you gain 4 life.

Creature — Angel Cleric

Flying When this creature enters, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature — Human Knight

During your turn, this creature has first strike. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) During your turn, creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have first strike.

Artifact

Nonartifact spells you cast have improvise. (Your artifacts can help cast those spells. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Creature — Human Knight

Other Knights you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, it endures 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on it or create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token.)

Artifact — Food

Flash When this artifact enters, draw a card. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can attack as though it had haste. {0}: Untap enchanted creature. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Artifact Creature — Robot

Flying When this creature enters, return target artifact or creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Counter target activated ability from an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land. That permanent's activated abilities can't be activated this turn. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.) Draw a card.

Artifact Creature — Robot Pilot

This creature saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles using its toughness rather than its power. Whenever this creature becomes tapped during your turn, untap it. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. {1}{B}: Level 2 Whenever you lose life for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. {2}{B}: Level 3 At the beginning of each end step, if a modified creature died under your control this turn, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. Exile that card. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.) Return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. If the gift was promised, instead return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands.

Creature — Human Pilot

This creature gets +2/+0 as long as it isn't attacking or blocking.

Creature — Human Druid

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {2}: Exile target card from a graveyard. You may cast Dinosaur creature spells from among cards you own exiled with this creature. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Creature — Human Scout

Reach {T}: Add {G}. {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast Mount or Vehicle spells.

Sorcery — Lesson

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller draws a card.

Creature — Spirit

Vigilance {T}, Sacrifice a Room: This creature deals 2 damage to each opponent. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Warrior Ally

Flash When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Exhaust — Waterbend {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put three +1/+1 counters on it. (While paying a waterbend cost, you can tap your artifacts and creatures to help. Each one pays for {1}. Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Instant

Invasive Maneuvers deals 3 damage to target creature. It deals 5 damage instead if you control a Spacecraft.

Instant

Counter target sorcery spell. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, search the graveyard, hand, and library of that spell's controller for any number of cards with the same name as that spell, exile those cards, then that player shuffles.

Creature — Human Artificer

This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control an artifact.

Instant

If you control a Forest, rather than pay this spell's mana cost, you may have an opponent gain 3 life. Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat."

Sorcery

Choose one — • Draw X cards. • Invoke the Firemind deals X damage to any target.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

{T}: Untap another target permanent. {T}: Untap two other target legendary creatures.

Creature — Drake

Flying When this creature enters, put target Aura card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control attached to this creature.

Creature — Insect

At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each +1/+1 counter you've put on creatures under your control this turn.

Sorcery — Lesson

Choose one — • Iroh's Demonstration deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. • Iroh's Demonstration deals 4 damage to target creature.

Creature — Aetherborn Artificer

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and each opponent loses 2 life.

Creature — Dwarf Artificer

Double strike When this creature enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {2}.

Creature — Dwarf Artificer

Double strike When this creature enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {2}.

Creature — Dwarf Warrior

Reach, trample When this creature enters, attach target Equipment you control to up to one target creature you control.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Hero

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Discard a card: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. If its toughness is 0 or less, it still dies.)

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, create a 2/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.

Creature — Gremlin

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. Do this only once each turn.

Land — Plains Island

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Creature — Spider

Reach Delirium — When Ishkanah enters, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, create three 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach. {6}{B}: Target opponent loses 1 life for each Spider you control.

Legendary Instant

(You may cast a legendary instant only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.) Destroy target creature. If its controller has more than four cards in hand, they exile cards from their hand equal to the difference.

Creature — Human Citizen

Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Colorless spells you cast with mana value 7 or greater cost {1} less to cast. Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+1.

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Artifact

If you would get one or more {E} (energy counters), you get that many plus one {E} instead. {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you've paid or lost four or more {E} this turn.