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Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Enchanted creature gets +1/+2.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Toy

Whenever Arabella attacks, it deals X damage to each opponent and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 2 or less.

Legendary Creature — Human Ranger

Whenever the Ring tempts you, if you chose a creature other than Aragorn as your Ring-bearer, put your choice of a counter from among first strike, vigilance, deathtouch, and lifelink on Aragorn. Whenever you put one or more counters on Aragorn, put one of each of those kinds of counters on up to one other target creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Whenever Arbaaz Mir or another nontoken historic permanent you control enters, Arbaaz Mir deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Creature — Demon

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Flying When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card and loses 2 life. You draw a card and gain 2 life.

Creature — Beast

Trample When this creature enters, you gain 5 life.

Creature — Giant

Reach {3}{G}{G}{G}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) When this creature becomes monstrous, destroy target creature with flying an opponent controls.

Creature — Sloth Beast

Reach When this creature enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Wizard. Draw three cards.

Sorcery

Converge — Target player discards X cards, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Legendary Creature — Wizard

{T}: Draw three cards. {2}{U}{U}: Return Arcanis to its owner's hand.

Artifact Creature — Soldier

{T}, Remove X +1/+1 counters from this creature: It deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Angel

Flying, vigilance

Instant

Choose one — • Exile target creature or planeswalker. • Return one or two target creature and/or planeswalker cards from your graveyard to your hand. • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. It gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Zombie Cleric

Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, look at the top card of your library. If it's a Zombie card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it into your graveyard.

Creature — Elf Artificer Druid

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). Pay eight {E}: Create a 6/6 colorless Beast artifact creature token.

Creature — Archon

Flying Other creatures you control that are enchanted by Auras you control have base power and toughness 4/4 and have flying.

Creature — Human Cleric

Archpriest of Iona's power is equal to the number of creatures in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a full party, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Human Warlock

Backup 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following abilities until end of turn.) Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

Arc Lightning deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. {T}: Add {R}. {R}, {T}, Exert this land: Add {R}{R}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn. (An exerted permanent won't untap during your next untap step.)

Artifact

Legendary creatures don't untap during their controllers' untap steps. When this artifact enters, tap all legendary creatures.

Instant

Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {T}: Mill a card. You may play that card this turn.

Artifact

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {T}: Mill a card. You may play that card this turn.

Legendary Creature — Shark Horror Mutant

Flash When Armaggon enters, destroy up to three target creatures.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.

Enchantment

{3}{W}{W}: You draw a card and target opponent gains 3 life.

Creature — Elf Artificer

When this creature enters, draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Cat Knight

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put an Aura or Equipment card from among them onto the battlefield. If an Equipment is put onto the battlefield this way, you may attach it to a creature you control. Put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may attach any number of target Equipment to it. (Control of the Equipment doesn't change.)

Creature — Mouse

Celebration — This creature gets +0/+2 as long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Creature — Insect

{T}, Sacrifice a land: Destroy target land.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Deathtouch Other Assassins you control get +2/+0. Disguise {B}{R} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Legendary Creature — Vampire Druid

Deathtouch Whenever a creature you control with power or toughness 1 or less dies, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Instant — Trap

If four or more creatures are attacking, you may pay {1}{W} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Arrow Volley Trap deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target attacking creatures.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Artistic Process deals 6 damage to target creature. • Artistic Process deals 2 damage to each creature you don't control. • Create a 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature token with flying. It gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight

Deathtouch, lifelink Other legendary creatures you control get +2/+2.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control two or more legendary creatures. Scry 2, then draw two cards.

Creature — Orc Cleric

Flying When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. Basic landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. Basic landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Sorcery

Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery

Exile two target nonartifact creatures. Ashes to Ashes deals 5 damage to you.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand."

Artifact

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target nonartifact creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Deathtouch Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, if one or more permanents were sacrificed to activate it, you may copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. (Sacrificing an artifact for mana to activate an ability doesn't count.)

Creature — Lizard Druid

Trample Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell. When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.

Creature — Human Assassin

{1}: This creature gains your choice of flying, deathtouch, or lifelink until end of turn.

Instant

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on this enchantment. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on this enchantment.

Enchantment

You may look at the top card of your library any time. Once each turn, you may cast a creature spell with power 2 or less from the top of your library.

Sorcery

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.