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Legendary Creature — Beast Noble

Double strike, vigilance, haste Exhaust — {G}, {T}: Add three mana of any one color. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Exhaust — {U}, {T}: Draw three cards. Exhaust — {R}, {T}: Loot deals 3 damage to any target.

Creature — Rabbit Scout

Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Demon

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature. If you can't, this creature deals 7 damage to you.

Creature — Rat Peasant

When this creature enters, choose one — • Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block." • You may sacrifice another creature. If you do, scry 2, then draw a card. • Creatures you control gain menace until end of turn.

Instant

Choose one — • Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact of their choice. • Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.

Creature — Snake

Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Octopus

Whenever Lorthos attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, tap up to eight target permanents. Those permanents don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, tap X target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of those creatures you don't control. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Tapped creatures you control have hexproof.

Creature — Zombie Bard

Lifelink When this creature enters, search your library for a black card, a green card, and a blue card. Put those cards into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Creature — Elephant Cleric

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.

Creature — Rhino

Trample Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Dog

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a creature whose controller has eight or more cards in their graveyard. Gain control of target creature with mana value X.

Instant

Infusion — When you cast this spell, copy it if you gained life this turn. You may choose new targets for the copy. Target creature gets +2/+4 until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {U}. {2}{G}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 green and blue Elemental creature with hexproof. It's still a land.

Artifact — Vehicle

This Vehicle's power is equal to the number of lands you control. Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Crew 4

Creature — Treefolk

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact — Spacecraft

Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 12+.) 2+ | Other creatures you control get +1/+1. 12+ | Flying, lifelink

Creature — Elemental

Deathtouch Vivid — When this creature enters, you gain life equal to the number of colors among permanents you control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, each opponent loses 1 life. At the beginning of your end step, if you gained and lost life this turn, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying. {1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.

Enchantment

When an opponent casts a spell, sacrifice this enchantment and counter that spell.

Legendary Artifact

{2}, {T}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {6}, {T}, Sacrifice Lunatic Pandora: Destroy target nonland permanent.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature All creatures able to block enchanted creature do so.

Artifact

Whenever you cast an artifact creature spell, it gains sunburst. (It enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.) At the beginning of your end step, if there are thirty or more counters among artifacts and creatures you control, this artifact deals 10 damage to each opponent.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each counter on it. Equipped permanent isn't a planeswalker and is a creature in addition to its other types. (Loyalty abilities can still be activated.) Equip planeswalker {1} Equip {3}

Creature — Elf Advisor

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elf or pay {2}. (To behold an Elf, choose an Elf you control or reveal an Elf card from your hand.) {T}: Add {G}{G}. Activate only if there is an Elf card in your graveyard.

Creature — Elf Scout

When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Up to one other target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand, then discard a card.

Artifact Creature — Robot Villain

Trample Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Advisor

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast Spider spells and noncreature spells from the top of your library. Whenever you attack, you may mill a card. (You may put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an artifact card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Madcap Experiment deals damage to you equal to the number of cards revealed this way.

Creature — Human Shaman

Haste {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Elemental

Creatures you control have haste. Cascade, cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order. Then do it again.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. {T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {C} for each storage counter removed this way.

Creature — Cat Rogue

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 blue Wizard creature token with "{1}, Sacrifice this token: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}."

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.

Creature — Avatar

Reach, trample Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn for each color of mana spent to cast that spell.

Creature — Avatar

Reach, trample Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn for each color of mana spent to cast that spell.

Creature — Elemental Pirate

Whenever you discard one or more cards, this creature deals that much damage to each opponent. Cycling {1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Artifact

{4}: Put a pressure counter on this artifact. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage equal to the number of pressure counters on it to any target.

Instant

Magma Opus deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. Tap two target permanents. Create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token. Draw two cards. {U/R}{U/R}, Discard this card: Create a Treasure token.

Creature — Elemental

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. If damage would be dealt to this creature while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from it. When one or more counters are removed from this creature this way, it deals that much damage to any target.

Creature — Human Wizard

As long as there are four or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +3/+1. {T}, Discard a card: Exile the top two cards of your library, then choose one of them. You may play that card this turn.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls. Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control are dealt excess noncombat damage, create a Treasure token. Crew 2

Creature — Elemental

{1}, Sacrifice a nonland permanent: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Djinn

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Exhaust — {3}: Put a double strike counter on Mai. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Instant

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with power 4 or greater.

Artifact

Whenever a player casts a green spell, you may pay {3}. If you do, untap target permanent.

Creature — Bat

Flying, deathtouch Whenever you gain life, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire Shaman Ally

Cohort — {T}, Tap an untapped Ally you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Madness {3}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)