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Creature — Rat Samurai

This creature has deathtouch as long as you control an artifact. This creature has menace as long as you control an enchantment. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature — Rat Rogue // Legendary Creature — Rat Wizard

Creature — Spirit

Flying Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature — Spirit

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap target creature.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Scout

Whenever a creature you control explores a land card, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. Whenever a creature you control explores a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on Nicanzil.

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn. Blitz {2}{B} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Flying, deathtouch, lifelink Nighthawk Scavenger's power is equal to 1 plus the number of card types among cards in your opponents' graveyards.

Creature — Nightmare Horse

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Nightmare's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Swamps you control.

Creature — Faerie Assassin

Flying, lifelink Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.

Creature — Zombie

Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. {1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Creature — Dryad

Deathtouch {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Human Druid

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures have deathtouch.

Creature — Human Wizard

{2}{B}, {T}: Reveal any number of black cards in your hand. Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards revealed this way.

Sorcery

You draw two cards and lose 2 life.

Creature — Vampire

Flying, deathtouch Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

When Niko enters, create two Shard tokens. (They're enchantments with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Scry 1, then draw a card.") {2}, {T}: Exile target nonlegendary creature you control. Shards you control become copies of it until the next end step. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

At the beginning of your end step, for each player, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature that player controls. Each creature with one or more counters on it can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of counters on that creature.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life. {1}{B}: Level 2 Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace. {B}: Level 3 Creature cards in your graveyard have sneak {3}{B}. You may cast creature spells from your graveyard using their sneak abilities.

Sorcery

Support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.) Choose up to one target creature an opponent controls. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it deals damage equal to its power to that creature.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 7 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. {2}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast it this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. {2}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast it this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Dragon Avatar

Flying, hexproof from multicolored Whenever Niv-Mizzet deals combat damage to a player, it deals X damage to any target, target player draws X cards, and you gain X life, where X is the number of different color pairs among permanents you control that are exactly two colors.

Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard

Flying Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet deals 1 damage to any target. {T}: Draw a card.

Creature — Human Cleric

When this creature dies, each player may search their library for a card and put that card into their hand. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.

Creature — Noggle Rogue

When this creature enters, each player draws two cards, then discards a card at random.

Creature — Noggle Rogue

When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a colorless Noggle with base power and toughness 1/1. (It loses all colors and all other creature types.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.

Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier

{0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Enchantment

Sacrifice this enchantment: Return to your hand all creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Coward

Norin can't block. Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may exile it. You may play that card from exile this turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Coward

Norin can't block. Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may exile it. You may play that card from exile this turn.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard

Whenever Nori attacks, target attacking creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Exile target creature you own. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return a creature card exiled with this land to the battlefield under your control. Return each other card exiled with this land to its owner's hand.

Legendary Enchantment — Shrine

When Northern Air Temple enters, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of Shrines you control. Whenever another Shrine you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

{T}: Untap another target permanent you control. Waterbend {3}, {T}: Tap target creature an opponent controls. (While paying a waterbend cost, you can tap your artifacts and creatures to help. Each one pays for {1}.)

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it." (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Instant

Exile target attacking creature.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. When you do, equipped creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Detective

When this creature enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. They gain vigilance until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Sorcery

Each player who controls the most creatures investigates. Then destroy all creatures. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Artifact Creature — Construct

Menace When this creature enters, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Creature — Salamander

Deathtouch {T}: Add {G}.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target multicolored spell. • Destroy target multicolored permanent.

Creature — Mutant Mercenary

During your turn, this creature has first strike. Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Insect Druid

{T}: Return two target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying When this creature enters, return up to one target non-Faerie, nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If a permanent was returned this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact — Food

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Enchantment Creature — Sheep

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment Creature — Spider

Reach At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) {1}{B}{G}, Exile this creature: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Snake Druid

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}, Exert this creature: Add two mana of any one color. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

Creature — Giant Soldier

Vigilance Other creatures you control get +0/+2 and have vigilance.

Creature — Eldrazi

When you cast this spell, target opponent exiles the top four cards of their library, then you may put any number of land cards that player owns from exile onto the battlefield under your control.

Creature — Human Wizard

At the beginning of your end step, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card unless a permanent entered the battlefield face down under your control this turn or you turned a permanent face up this turn.

Creature — Human Wizard

At the beginning of your end step, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card unless a permanent entered the battlefield face down under your control this turn or you turned a permanent face up this turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Nixilis

+1: You draw a card and you lose 1 life. −3: Destroy target creature. −8: Target opponent gets an emblem with "Whenever a player draws a card, you lose 2 life."

Artifact Creature — Golem