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Legendary Creature — Faerie Warrior

Flash Flying Whenever another Faerie you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life.

Instant — Lesson

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant

This spell costs {W}{U} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Choose any number of target players. Investigate X times, where X is the total number of creatures those players control.

Sorcery

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Human creature and a non-Human creature. Draw two cards.

Creature — Goat

{1}: Draw a card. Gain control of this creature and put a -1/-1 counter on it. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery. When this creature dies, if it had one or more -1/-1 counters on it, its owner draws that many cards and each other player loses that much life.

Creature — Ogre Warrior

Whenever another creature you control enters, that creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Artifact Creature — Construct

Lifelink, ward {1} When this creature enters, look at target player's hand. You may choose a card from it. If you do, that player discards that card, then draws a card.

Legendary Planeswalker — Oko

At the beginning of combat on your turn, Oko becomes a copy of up to one target creature you control until end of turn, except he has hexproof. +1: Draw two cards. If you've committed a crime this turn, discard a card. Otherwise, discard two cards. −1: Create a 3/3 green Elk creature token. −5: For each other nonland permanent you control, create a token that's a copy of that permanent.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I — Target creature you control gains hexproof for as long as this Saga remains on the battlefield. II — Prevent all damage that would be dealt by up to one target creature for as long as this Saga remains on the battlefield. III, IV — Draw a card.

Creature — Treefolk Druid

Reach, vigilance Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.

Legendary Creature — Cat Mutant Rebel

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. It gains haste until end of turn. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step. {1}{W}: Target attacking creature token gains indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Elephant

Trample Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Mountaincycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, search your library for up to five land cards that have different names, exile them, then shuffle. At the beginning of your end step, choose a card at random exiled with this enchantment and put it onto the battlefield tapped.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {5}, {T}, Exile this land: Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Sorcery

Gravestorm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each permanent put into a graveyard from the battlefield this turn.) Target player draws a card and loses 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Elemental

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 5/5 red and green Elemental creature token. Whenever Omnath or another Elemental you control dies, Omnath deals 3 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Elemental

When Omnath enters, it deals damage to any target equal to the number of Elementals you control. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Elemental you control. If you control eight or more lands, draw a card.

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Instant

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Put up to one other target card from your graveyard on top of your library. Exile Once and Future. Adamant — If at least three green mana was spent to cast this spell, instead return those cards to your hand and exile Once and Future.

Sorcery

Draw cards equal to the greatest mana value among artifacts you control.

Artifact

Whenever a player casts a black spell, you may pay {3}. If you do, untap target permanent.

Creature — Ooze

When this creature enters, mill two cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each artifact and/or creature card in your graveyard. (To mill two cards, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

Counter target spell. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Enchantment

When you have 10 or less life, if this permanent is an enchantment, it becomes a 3/5 Soldier creature.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

Sorcery

X can't be greater than the number of players in the game. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X land cards. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Instant

Choose one — • Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards until your next end step. • One or two target creatures each get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, choose target Human or artifact an opponent controls. For as long as this creature remains on the battlefield, gain control of that permanent, it loses all abilities, and it can't attack or block.

Instant

Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) Draw a card.

Creature — Human Scout

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Creature — Human Scout

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Sorcery

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. You draw a card and gain 1 life.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. Put a brick counter on this artifact. {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. Activate only if there are three or more brick counters on this artifact.

Legendary Creature — Kor Cleric

Lifelink Whenever Orah or another Cleric you control dies, return target Cleric card with lesser mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Orc Warrior

Echo {R} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature — Orc

{T}, Sacrifice a Forest: Add three mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}.

Instant

Target creature gains your choice of lifelink or indestructible until end of turn. Amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, sacrifice this Aura. When you sacrifice this Aura, draw two cards.

Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Knight

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player discards a card.

Instant — Lesson

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create a 2/1 green Spider creature token with reach. II — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It becomes a legendary Spider Hero in addition to its other types. III — Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — This Saga deals 4 damage to any target. II — Create two 1/1 black Assassin creature tokens with menace. III — Whenever an Assassin you control attacks this turn, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with menace that's tapped and attacking.

Instant

Kicker {W} (You may pay an additional {W} as you cast this spell.) Target player can't cast spells this turn. If this spell was kicked, creatures can't attack this turn.

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying

Creature — Snake Shaman

{G}: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja

Sneak {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for {1}{B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) Whenever Oroku Saki deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Creature — Human

Whenever this creature attacks, tap any number of untapped creatures you control. This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature tapped this way.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Bard

This spell costs {3} less to cast if creatures you control have total toughness 10 or greater. When Orysa enters, draw two cards.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Creature — Human Rogue

Deathtouch Afterlife 1 (When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.)

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Artifact

{T}: Add {W} or {B}. {W/B}{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

Lifelink Delirium — At the beginning of your end step, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, each opponent may sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card. Then this creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent who didn't sacrifice a permanent or discard a card this way.