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Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Target opponent exiles two cards from their hand. • Remove all counters from target creature.

Creature — Devil

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.

Creature — Horror

When this creature enters, until end of turn, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control." Warp {1}{B} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. Max speed — {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

{5}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Exile all nonland permanents.

Artifact

{T}: Mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) {2}, Exile this artifact: Shuffle any number of target cards from your graveyard into your library.

Creature — Rat Berserker

This creature gets +1/+0 for each other Rat you control. Threshold — Whenever you attack with one or more Rats, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.

Creature — Human Advisor

{1}, {T}: Target player mills a card. (They put the top card of their library into their graveyard.) Tap four untapped Advisors you control: Target player mills twelve cards. A deck can have any number of cards named Persistent Petitioners.

Creature — Skeleton

{2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Instant

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Create a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It's every creature type.)

Creature — Plant Sloth

Reach When this creature dies, create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."

Creature — Merfolk Soldier

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying.

Creature — Pest Ape

Trample Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Dryad Druid

At the beginning of each upkeep, if you don't control a Pest creature token, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life." If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.

Creature — Sphinx

{T}: Target player chooses a card name, then reveals the top card of their library. If that card has the chosen name, that player puts it into their hand. If it doesn't, the player puts it into their graveyard.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land

When this land enters, choose a land card name. Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities. Lands with the chosen name have "{T}: Add {C}." {T}: Add {C}.

Creature — Human Soldier

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Turtle Illusion

When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it. When this creature dies, draw a card.

Creature — Illusion

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then sacrifice this creature unless you pay {1} for each +1/+1 counter on it. When this creature leaves the battlefield, target opponent creates an X/X blue Orb creature token with flying, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {3} — Create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying. + {1} — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Creature — Cat Beast Spirit

Trample This creature enters with seven +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life. If damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature.

Legendary Creature — Dog

Flash Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.

Creature — Human Detective

As this creature enters, choose Believe or Doubt. • Believe — Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 2/2 black Horror enchantment creature token. • Doubt — At the beginning of your end step, you may return a nonland permanent you own to your hand. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Phoenix

Flying, haste {2}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Escape—{2}{R}{R}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Corrupted — Whenever this artifact becomes tapped, each opponent who has three or more poison counters loses 1 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Wizard

Each player can't cast more than one non-Phyrexian spell each turn. Non-Phyrexian creatures enter tapped.

Creature — Phyrexian Zombie

When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct

When this creature's power is 7 or greater, sacrifice it. Exile the top card of your library: Put X +1/+1 counters on this creature, where X is the exiled card's mana value.

Artifact

Whenever you attack, you get {E} (an energy counter). {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures, then create an X/X colorless Phyrexian Horror artifact creature token, where X is the number of creatures destroyed this way.

Enchantment

{1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types. II — Destroy all nonartifact creatures. III — Exile all opponents' graveyards.

Creature — Phyrexian Insect Horror

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature token with infect for each poison counter your opponents have.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem

When this creature dies, create three 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature tokens. Encore {12} ({12}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect. (Damage is dealt to you in the form of poison counters.)

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, search that player's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as the exiled card, exile those cards, then that player shuffles.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Each opponent sacrifices an artifact of their choice. • Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. • Each opponent sacrifices a creature with flying of their choice.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is twice the number of lands you control. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Plot {1}{B}{G} (You may pay {1}{B}{G} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Barbarian

When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you discard a card at random.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying." Warp {U/R} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 10 damage to up to one target creature. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 7+.) 7+ | Flying

Legendary Creature — Halfling Soldier

Vigilance, ward {1} {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from the card type of your choice until end of turn. (It can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything of that type.)

Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Ally

Pipsqueak can't attack alone unless he has a +1/+1 counter on him.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, draw a card, then discard a card." Equip Pirate {1} Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Sacrifice any number of permanents you control, then draw that many cards. Plot {1}{B}{B} (You may pay {1}{B}{B} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant

When Pizza Face enters, create a Food token. Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on up to one other target artifact or creature. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Mutant creature in addition to its other types. {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Pizza Face: You gain 15 life.

Creature — Human Shaman

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Each player who can't discards a card.

Instant

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. If you don't, put a card from among them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

Destroy all nonland creatures. Awaken 4—{5}{W}{W}{W} (If you cast this spell for {5}{W}{W}{W}, also put four +1/+1 counters on target land you control and it becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.)

Enchantment

Whenever another card is put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile that card.

Sorcery

Surveil 3 if you have no cards in hand. Then draw three cards. (To surveil 3, look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Plot {3}{U} (You may pay {3}{U} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Orc Efreet

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. An opponent chooses a nonland card exiled this way. You may cast up to two spells from among the other cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.

Artifact Creature — Construct

At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more other creatures, draw a card. {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token. Unearth {2}{W}{W}