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Sorcery

Tap target creature. Put twice X stun counters on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Instant

Return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Wizard Sorcerer

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever one or more Vehicles you control attack, create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater." Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor Ally

{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Professor Zei: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn.

Creature — Shapeshifter

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature isn't a token, create a token that's a copy of this creature."

Sorcery

Each player puts a vow counter on a creature they control and sacrifices the rest. Each of those creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control for as long as it has a vow counter on it.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Creature tokens you control have evolve. (They have "Whenever a creature you control enters, if it has greater power or toughness than this token, put a +1/+1 counter on this token." They see this creature enter.) {3}{G}: Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) {3}{C}: Draw a card. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Artifact Creature — Cat

When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.

Instant

Kicker {W} (You may pay an additional {W} as you cast this spell.) If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each creature you control.

Sorcery

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, your life total becomes 26. Your life total becomes 26.

Sorcery

Target opponent loses 3 life and puts a card from their hand on top of their library.

Legendary Creature — Human Bard

Whenever you cast your first enchantment spell each turn, create a 2/2 white Nymph enchantment creature token. At the beginning of each combat, if you control five or more enchantments, Psemilla gets +4/+4 and gains lifelink until end of turn. (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Illusion

{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to itself.

Sorcery

Target player mills X cards and you gain X life.

Instant — Arcane

You may tap or untap target permanent. Splice onto Arcane {U} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant

Counter target spell. Its controller mills two cards.

Creature — Dinosaur Fractal

Flying This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature All creatures attack enchanted creature's controller each combat if able. When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it dies, you may return another target permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of counters on that creature from your graveyard to your hand. Do this only once each turn.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it dies, you may return another target permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of counters on that creature from your graveyard to your hand. Do this only once each turn.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card, then choose a color. This artifact becomes the chosen color. {3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if there are five colors among permanents you control.

Instant

Draw X cards, then discard a card.

Sorcery

Return up to two target nonland permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand, then return up to two target land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Giant Mercenary

Reach, vigilance Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) When this creature enters, you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among Giants you control.

Instant

Destroy target attacking or blocking creature with power 3 or less.

Instant

Punishing Fire deals 2 damage to any target. Whenever an opponent gains life, you may pay {R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Faerie Wizard

Flying When this creature enters, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It gains haste. At the beginning of your next end step, exile it. Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Creature — Crab

When this creature dies, draw a card.

Creature — Human Rogue

{T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or to activate an ability.

Sorcery

You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. Flashback {2}{R}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.

Creature — Zombie Leech

Pay 2 life: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Creature — Human Ooze Mutant

Deathtouch Disappear — This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.

Creature — Dinosaur

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

Sorcery

Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Pyroclasm deals 2 damage to each creature.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature — Lizard Assassin

Disguise {R} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.) Whenever this creature or another creature you control is turned face up, that creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

Creature — Lizard Assassin

Disguise {R} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.) Whenever this creature or another creature you control is turned face up, that creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

Sorcery

Pyrotechnics deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 2. (You may put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.) Choose one. If this spell's additional cost was paid, choose both instead. • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or greater.

Creature — Snake Wizard

{T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast a face-down creature spell, pay a mana cost to turn a manifested creature face up, or pay a morph cost. (A megamorph cost is a morph cost.)

Sorcery

Choose target creature, planeswalker, or Vehicle. Mill two cards, then destroy the chosen permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Dinosaur

Creature — Elemental Boar

Reach, trample, haste

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. • Destroy target enchantment. • Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.

Instant

Choose two — • Return target creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand. • Counter target artifact or enchantment spell. • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. • Target player shuffles up to three target cards from their graveyard into their library.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying, trample Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.) Instant and sorcery spells you cast from your hand have cascade.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying, trample Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.) Instant and sorcery spells you cast from your hand have cascade.

Instant

Counter target instant or sorcery spell. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that spell and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, target artifact you control gains "{T}: This artifact deals 2 damage to any target" for as long as you control this creature.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, target artifact you control gains "{T}: Draw a card" for as long as you control this creature.

Instant

Draw two cards.

Creature — Wurm

Trample Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage during your turn, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (It must survive to get the counters.) You may cast this card from your graveyard by removing six counters from among creatures you control in addition to paying its other costs.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage, untap it and you gain 2 life." Whenever a Ninja you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Elephant Cleric

Spirits you control get +1/+0. Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.