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Legendary Creature — Elephant Cleric

Vigilance At the beginning of your end step, exile target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard. Create a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token. {1}{R}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice a Spirit: Choose target card exiled with Quintorius. You may cast that card this turn without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead.

Creature — Elf Ranger

Return a Forest you control to its owner's hand: Untap target creature. Activate only once each turn.

Land — Town

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Instant

Until end of turn, any number of target creatures you control each get +1/+0 and gain "When this creature dies, draw a card."

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Artifact

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this artifact enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. Max speed — Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Instant

Destroy two target artifacts.

Creature — Human Soldier

Echo {3}{W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) When this creature enters, you gain 5 life.

Creature — Dinosaur

When this creature enters, return up to one target creature or Food card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

You draw a card and lose 1 life. Amass Goblins 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Goblin. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Goblin Army creature token first.)

Legendary Creature — Human Boar

Each creature you control with a mana ability gets +2/+2. Whenever a creature you control with a mana ability attacks, untap it. Whenever you cast a spell, if at least seven mana was spent to cast it, untap target creature. It gets +7/+7 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Spirit

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {G}. {2}{R}{G}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 red and green Elemental creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it." It's still a land.

Creature — Dinosaur

Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen

Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, this enchantment deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +1/+0. Whenever a Warrior you control deals combat damage to a player, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures target opponent controls. You lose 2 life for each creature destroyed this way.

Instant

Until end of turn, lands you control gain "Sacrifice this land: Add {B}."

Sorcery

Destroy target land.

Land — Forest Island

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Elephant Druid

When this creature enters, you may mill three cards. (You may put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.) {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to this creature's power.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Artifact

{T}: Add {B} or {R}. {B/R}{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. Humans you control gain haste until end of turn.

Instant

Return each creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile those creatures at the beginning of your next upkeep. Exile Rally the Ancestors.

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn. Choose one — • Create two 1/1 white Monk creature tokens with prowess. • Up to two target creatures you control each get +2/+2 until end of turn. • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

Instant

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Enchantment

As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 blue and red Elemental creature tokens.

Creature — Human Rebel

{3}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value 2 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Dinosaur

This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Creature — Dinosaur

This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Creature — Dinosaur

Trample, haste {2}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls or battle that player protects.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact Creature — Juggernaut

This creature attacks each combat if able. This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you control another artifact.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R}. {2}{R}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: This land deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying, firebending 2 When Ran and Shaw enter, if you cast them and there are three or more Dragon and/or Lesson cards in your graveyard, create a token that's a copy of Ran and Shaw, except it's not legendary. {3}{R}: Dragons you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Zombie Rat

Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Creature — Avatar

Reach, trample Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Devil Noble

Flying Other Demons, Devils, Imps, and Tieflings you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink. At the beginning of each end step, if a creature card was put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you may exile the top card of your library. Whenever Raphael attacks, until end of turn, you may play a card exiled with Raphael.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you may exile the top card of your library. Whenever Raphael attacks, until end of turn, you may play a card exiled with Raphael.

Instant

Sneak {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for {2}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.) Each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Sneak {1}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for {1}{R}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Instant

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Sorcery

Draw three cards, then discard two cards. Add {U}{U}{R}{R}{R}.

Legendary Creature — Rat Avatar

Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token and put a +1/+1 counter on Rat King. {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Return target creature card and all other cards with the same name as that card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Ward—Pay life equal to Raubahn's power. Whenever Raubahn attacks, attach up to one target Equipment you control to target attacking creature.

Instant

Ravaging Blaze deals X damage to target creature. Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, Ravaging Blaze also deals X damage to that creature's controller.

Creature — Bird Assassin

Flying Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you draw your second card each turn, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Bird Assassin

Flying Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you draw your second card each turn, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Sorcery

Exile target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 blue Bird creature token with flying. Foretell {U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card and put a soul counter on this artifact. Activate only as a sorcery. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Each opponent loses life equal to the number of soul counters on this artifact.

Creature — Monkey

When this creature enters, destroy target nonbasic land.

Creature — Vampire Berserker

Discard a card: This creature gets +2/-2 until end of turn.