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Sorcery

Kicker {5} (You may pay an additional {5} as you cast this spell.) Roil Eruption deals 3 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 5 damage instead.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Instant

Sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them. Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast that spell, this enchantment deals 5 damage to that player. {R}: Your opponents can't gain life this turn.

Sorcery

Return up to two target creatures your opponents control to their owners' hands. Target player draws two cards.

Instant

Roil's Retribution deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target attacking or blocking creatures.

Sorcery

Rolling Thunder deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I, II, III, IV — Exile up to one target creature or land you control. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Sorcery

Discard a card, then draw two cards.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Flying When this creature enters, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 3 life.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flying Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Enchantment

Kicker {2}{U} (You may pay an additional {2}{U} as you cast this spell.) When this enchantment enters, if it was kicked, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying. Whenever you cast a kicked spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.

Legendary Creature — Orc Shaman

{2}, Return Rootha to its owner's hand: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Sorcery

Until end of turn, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life." (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature — Spider

Whenever this creature blocks, it gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Human Survivor

Haste Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target land you control. That land becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature in addition to its other types. It gains haste until your next turn.

Legendary Creature — Giant Shaman

When Rosheen enters, mill six cards. You may put a card with {X} in its mana cost from among them into your hand. {T}: Reveal any number of cards with {X} in their mana cost in your hand. Add {C}{C} for each card revealed this way. Spend this mana only on costs that contain {X}.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Peasant

When Rosie Cotton enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie Cotton.

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying {2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate no more than twice each turn.

Creature — Fungus

Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Spider

Reach {3}{B}{G}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach, then each opponent loses 1 life for each Spider you control.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Void — When this creature enters, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Cat Druid

Whenever Roxanne enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless artifact token named Meteorite with "When this token enters, it deals 2 damage to any target" and "{T}: Add one mana of any color." Whenever you tap an artifact token for mana, add one mana of any type that artifact token produced.

Enchantment

Cumulative upkeep {W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) Whenever a Swamp, Mountain, black permanent, or red permanent becomes tapped, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller.

Instant

Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}.)

Creature — Dwarf Sorcerer

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. {T}, Exile a card from your graveyard: Add {R}. When you do, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Whenever Ruby attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Ruby gets +2/+2 until end of turn. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Whenever Rufus Shinra attacks, if you don't control a creature named Darkstar, create Darkstar, a legendary 2/2 white and black Dog creature token.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {R/W}, {T}: Add {R}{R}, {R}{W}, or {W}{W}.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flying Whenever a player casts a spell, they lose 1 life for each spell they've cast this turn.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.) Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+0.

Creature — Crab

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, each opponent mills three cards. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Sorcery

Devoid (This card has no color.) Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. You may put that card onto the battlefield tapped if you control a land named Wastes. Otherwise, put that card into your hand. Then shuffle.

Creature — Bat

Flying, lifelink At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, scry 1. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Instant

Exile target artifact or enchantment. Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the mana value of the permanent exiled this way.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Awaken 4—{5}{B}{B} (If you cast this spell for {5}{B}{B}, also put four +1/+1 counters on target land you control and it becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Ruinous Rampage deals 3 damage to each opponent. • Exile all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.

Land

Vigilance When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it on the bottom.) {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets an attacking creature. Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Creature — Wolf

{3}{R}, {T}: This creature deals damage equal to the number of Wolves and Werewolves you control to target opponent.

Creature — Demon

Flying When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender {T}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Dryad

If an opponent controls an Island and you control a Forest, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Menace {2}, {T}, Exile an artifact card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card and sacrifice a creature. Two target creatures each get -13/-13 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Target opponent exiles a card from their hand. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, draw a card. Flashback {4}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Human Archer

Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn. • Return up to two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. Summon — {X}, {T}: Return target Saga card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Insect

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens.

Creature — Plant

Reach Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.