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Creature — Spirit Horror

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. Other white creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you cast a red spell, this creature deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 3 life.

Creature — Crocodile Demon

Lifelink When this creature enters, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control.

Creature — Elemental

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.

Creature — Wurm

This spell can't be countered. Trample, haste Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard and only as a sorcery.

Creature — Wurm

This spell can't be countered. Trample, haste Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard and only as a sorcery.

Instant

Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. Draw a card.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, each opponent discards two cards unless they discard a nonland card. {B}: Level 2 At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lose 2 life. {3}{B}: Level 3 At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card for each opponent who has one or fewer cards in hand.

Sorcery

Banefire deals X damage to any target. If X is 5 or more, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.

Creature — Elemental

When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts and enchantments. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each permanent destroyed this way.

Creature — Human Cleric

When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Instant

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Sorcery

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or tapped creature. Then if you control an artifact and an enchantment, create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance.

Instant

Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Add {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you. Threshold — {R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: It deals 2 damage to any target. Activate only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains wither until end of turn. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.) Equipped creature gets +1/+2. Equip {2}

Artifact Creature — Construct

Indestructible When this creature enters, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, target opponent loses that much life.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {2}

Creature — Gremlin

First strike, haste Whenever a player taps a land for mana, if this creature is tapped, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced. Then that land deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature — Human Citizen

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you control a Human. Other creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever this creature enters or attacks, recruit. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.)

Legendary Creature — Human Archer

Reach Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Elemental

When this creature dies, exile it, then shuffle all creature cards from your graveyard into your library.

Creature — Raccoon Berserker

Whenever you expend 4, this creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+1. As long as equipped creature's toughness is greater than its power, it assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Land — Town

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble

Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, create a 1/1 black Vampire Rogue creature token with lifelink. This ability triggers only once each turn. {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble

Flying Whenever a creature dealt damage by Baron Sengir this turn dies, put a +2/+2 counter on Baron Sengir. {T}: Regenerate another target Vampire.

Legendary Creature — Human Villain

Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever another Villain you control enters, you may have it connive. Do this only once each turn. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Enchantment

{R}, Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. Cycling {B} ({B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Creature — Human Rebel

Reach Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.

Artifact Creature — Juggernaut

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) This creature attacks each combat if able.

Artifact — Book

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a page counter on this artifact. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw X cards, where X is the number of page counters on this artifact.

Sorcery

Target creature you control fights target creature the opponent to your left controls. Then that player may copy this spell and may choose new targets for the copy.

Sorcery

Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice.

Legendary Creature — Human Bird

Affinity for Birds (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Bird you control.) When Bartz and Boko enters, each other Bird you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap up to one target creature. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Bat

Flying Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Creature — Eldrazi Lizard

Devoid (This card has no color.) {1}{G}: Adapt 1. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

{W}, {T}, Exert Basri: Create a 1/1 white Cat creature token with lifelink. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.) Cycling {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, Cats you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Artifact

{2}: Target creature gains banding until end of turn. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding a player controls are blocking or being blocked by a creature, that player divides that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Artifact Creature — Golem

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. Whenever an artifact enters, you may untap this creature.

Creature — Orc Warrior

As long as you control a red or white permanent, this creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.

Creature — Goblin

{1}{R}: Goblins you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn. Pack tactics — Whenever this creature attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Instant

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Creature — Human Berserker

Whenever you attack, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Double strike During your turn, other historic creatures you control have double strike. Disguise {1}{R}{W} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Creature — Human Warrior

Level up {2}{G} ({2}{G}: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.) LEVEL 1-3 4/4 LEVEL 4+ 6/6 Trample

Sorcery

Choose target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on the creature you control. The creature you control deals damage equal to its power to the creature an opponent controls.

Instant

Teamwork 1 (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more.) Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Also put a +1/+1 counter on that creature if this spell was cast using teamwork.

Creature — Human Beast Soldier

{G}: This creature gains banding until end of turn. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Instant

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Legendary Creature — Boar Mutant Warrior

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Rhinos you control have menace. Swampcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Devil Horror

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) When this creature enters, discard your hand, then draw three cards.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.