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Legendary Creature — God

Reach, trample, indestructible Sab-Sunen can't attack or block unless it has an even number of counters on it. (Zero is even.) At the beginning of your first main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on Sab-Sunen. Then if it has an odd number of counters on it, draw two cards.

Sorcery

Return up to two target cards with cycling from your graveyard to your hand.

Land — Mountain Plains

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) This land enters tapped.

Creature — Human Minion

Sacrifice a creature: Target player discards two cards. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

{2}, {T}: Exile target creature you control. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice this land. If you do, return each card exiled with this land to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Creature — Elf Warrior

This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. {5}: Target Elf you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Each other Wizard creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever this creature attacks, untap target attacking creature," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types. Hagneia — Equip {3}

Creature — Vedalken Wizard

Whenever another blue creature you control enters, target player mills two cards.

Creature — Merfolk Warrior

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and it can't be blocked this turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Saheeli

+1: Scry 1. Saheeli Rai deals 1 damage to each opponent. −2: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. −7: Search your library for up to three artifact cards with different names, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Create a token that's a copy of target artifact. • Create a token that's a copy of target creature, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Legendary Planeswalker — Saheeli

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. −2: Target artifact you control becomes a copy of another target artifact or creature you control until end of turn, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Cat Mutant Rebel

When Sally Pride enters, create X 2/2 red Mutant creature tokens, where X is the number of nontoken creatures you control. Whenever Sally Pride attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Sorcery

Put target card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Creature — Bird Cleric

Flash Flying Whenever this creature or another Bird you control enters, exile up to one target creature you control without flying. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a flying counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Rogue

Double strike, vigilance Spells you cast have affinity for artifacts. (They cost {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has trample and haste, and is a Samurai in addition to its other types. Murasame — Equip {5}

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Cleric

First strike, vigilance, haste Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) Other creatures you control get +X/+0, where X is your speed. Noncreature spells you cast cost {X} less to cast, where X is your speed.

Legendary Planeswalker — Samut

Creatures you control have haste. −1: Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Scry 1.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Peasant

Flash When Samwise enters, choose up to one target permanent card in your graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn. Return it to your hand. Then the Ring tempts you.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Sorcerer

Vivid — At the beginning of your first main phase, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X nonland cards, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control. For each of those colors, you may exile a card of that color from among the revealed cards. Then shuffle. You may cast the exiled cards this turn.

Creature — Human Cleric

Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. {2}{W}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Creature — Merfolk

Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, you may exile it. When you do, return target creature card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Sand Elemental Villain

Sandman's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. Sandman can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. {3}{G}{G}: Return this card and target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Land

This land enters tapped. You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this land is tapped, put a storage counter on it. {T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {U} for each storage counter removed this way.

Artifact

{X}, {T}: Target player mills X cards.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}.

Creature — Elephant

Reach When this creature enters, bolster 5. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put five +1/+1 counters on it.)

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Vampire Cleric

Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.) When this creature enters or dies, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying.

Enchantment

Affinity for Forests (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Forest you control.) Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 3/4 green Treefolk creature token with reach. {1}{G}, Exile this enchantment: Treefolk and Forests you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Merfolk

When this creature attacks or blocks, put it on top of its owner's library at end of combat.

Artifact — Book

When this artifact enters, you take the initiative. {T}: Add {C}. If you have the initiative, add {C}{C} instead. {3}, {T}: Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Activate only if you've completed a dungeon.

Legendary Creature — Human Druid

When Sarkhan enters, you may behold a Dragon. If you do, create a Treasure token. (To behold a Dragon, choose a Dragon you control or reveal a Dragon card from your hand.) Whenever a Dragon you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Sarkhan. Until end of turn, Sarkhan becomes a Dragon in addition to its other types and gains flying.

Artifact Creature — Goblin

Haste {3}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

Instant

Counter target spell. Amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard

Ward {2} Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, amass Orcs 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja Rogue

Menace Whenever Satoru and/or one or more other nontoken creatures you control enter, if none of them were cast or no mana was spent to cast them, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Avatar Horror

Menace Whenever Sauron attacks, exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 3/3 black Wraith with menace. At the beginning of the next end step, exile that token unless Sauron is your Ring-bearer.

Instant

Escalate {1} (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.) Choose one or more — • Creatures target player controls gain trample until end of turn. • Savage Alliance deals 2 damage to target creature. • Savage Alliance deals 1 damage to each creature target opponent controls.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Creature — Cat

Legendary Creature — Demon Wizard

Trample At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Savanti Romero. Then you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is the number of counters on Savanti Romero.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Turtle. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Kor Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may sacrifice a permanent other than that creature or this Equipment. If you do, draw a card. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

Haste Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. {T}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Human Assassin

Menace {2}, Sacrifice another creature or enchantment: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. At the beginning of your end step, if you sacrificed one or more permanents this turn, this creature deals that much damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Human Pilot

When Sazh Katzroy enters, you may search your library for a Bird or basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Whenever Sazh Katzroy attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.

Instant

Bolster 1, then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. (To bolster 1, choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature — Wurm

Artifact Creature — Gnome

When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card or Cave card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Return any number of target creatures you control to their owner's hand.