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Creature — Human Warrior

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Target opponent discards two cards. • Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Scout

When this creature enters, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {U}{B}{R} ({U}{B}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Angel

Flying, vigilance

Sorcery — Lesson

Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Demon Spirit

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.

Instant

Choose one — • Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. • Up to two target creatures each get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) Draw two cards.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. • Exile target creature with power 5 or greater. • Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {G}{W}.

Artifact Creature — Assembly-Worker

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Assembly-Worker creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Fox Samurai

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, it gains lifelink until end of turn. Sacrifice this creature: Another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Sorcery

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Flashback {3}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Legendary Creature — Elf Scout

Vigilance Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." {T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each different power among creatures you control.

Legendary Creature — Elf Scout

Whenever another creature enters, its controller may draw a card if its power is greater than each other creature's power. {G}, {T}: Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Sorcery

Each opponent discards a card. You create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."

Creature — Vampire

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

{0}: Change this creature's base toughness to 1 plus the power of target creature blocking or blocked by this creature. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Instant

Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.

Creature — Angel

Flying {W}: This creature gains vigilance until end of turn. {B}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. Afterlife 2 (When this creature dies, create two 1/1 white and black Spirit creature tokens with flying.)

Creature — Angel

Flying Indestructible (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this creature. If its toughness is 0 or less, it still dies.)

Land

When this land enters, you gain 1 life. Whenever an Angel you control enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {C}.

Creature — Human Cleric Ally

Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Instant

Prevent all combat damage X target creatures would deal this turn.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all artifacts and enchantments. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

Devoid (This card has no color.) Serpentine Spike deals 2 damage to target creature, 3 damage to another target creature, and 4 damage to a third target creature. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Creature — Angel

Flying Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Creature — Angel

Flying Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Creature — Angel Soldier

Flying Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.

Enchantment

Creatures you control have vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause them to tap.)

Artifact

This artifact enters with three arrowhead counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no arrowhead counters on this artifact, sacrifice it. {T}, Remove an arrowhead counter from this artifact: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Creature — Phyrexian Sphinx

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. {U}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: Draw a card, then scry 2.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.

Sorcery

Exile target creature. Put two loyalty counters on a planeswalker you control.

Instant

Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Exile target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature. Flashback {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. Flashback {4}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Artifact

Flash When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature. {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Instant

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose target creature an opponent controls. If it's tapped, put a stun counter on it. Otherwise, tap it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Creature — Avatar

If your life total is less than your starting life total, this spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the difference.

Enchantment

Unreliable Visions — At the beginning of your first main phase, discard a card. If you do, draw a card. Undying Vengeance — Whenever you play a land or cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Enchantment

Unreliable Visions — At the beginning of your first main phase, discard a card. If you do, draw a card. Undying Vengeance — Whenever you play a land or cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant player At the beginning of each of enchanted player's postcombat main phases, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase. (The end step happens after the added untap, upkeep, and draw steps.)

Enchantment

Whenever a creature dies, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {4}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Activate only if there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Ouphe

Whenever this creature attacks, blight 1. (Put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.) Whenever a creature you control with one or more counters on it dies, exile that many cards from the top of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.

Creature — Ouphe

Whenever this creature attacks, blight 1. (Put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.) Whenever a creature you control with one or more counters on it dies, exile that many cards from the top of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.

Legendary Creature — Orc Soldier

Whenever Shagrat attacks, attach up to one target Equipment to it. Then amass Orcs X, where X is the number of Equipment attached to Shagrat. (Control of the Equipment doesn't change. To amass Orcs X, put X +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Creature — Mutant Horror

This creature enters tapped. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Plant Zombie

Sacrifice this creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Dredge 3 (If you would draw a card, you may mill three cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. {1}{W}{B}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink. It's still a land.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Leap Strike — During your turn, Shao Jun has flying and first strike. Rope Dart — Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Shao Jun deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Artifact Creature — Sphinx

Flying Whenever an artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Sorcery — Lesson

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

Search your library for up to two creature cards with different names, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Shark Octopus Ninja

Sneak {3}{B}{B} First strike Whenever Shark Shredder deals combat damage to a player, put up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It enters tapped and attacking that player.