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Land — Town

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Creature — Phyrexian Angel

Flying Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, you may gain 3 life.

Sorcery

Destroy all artifacts. They can't be regenerated.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. You may remove a -1/-1 counter from it.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {W}. {2}{W}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Lizard

Cycling {3}{G} ({3}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. (Do this before you draw.)

Legendary Creature — Gamma Hero

Reach, trample Power-up — {4}{G}{G}: Destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on She-Hulk. (Activate each power-up ability only once. Reduce the cost by her mana cost if she entered this turn.)

Legendary Creature — Spider Demon

Deathtouch, ward {2} Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}. Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life," and it loses all other card types.

Land — Mountain Forest

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant

Choose one — • Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. • Each opponent sacrifices a creature token of their choice. • Each opponent sacrifices a planeswalker of their choice.

Creature — Phyrexian Warrior

Menace Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)

Creature — Pegasus

Flying, vigilance When this creature enters, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand. Return that card to the battlefield instead if you control a Mount.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Flying When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Creature — Vedalken Rogue

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Whenever this creature blocks, you get {E} (an energy counter). {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Draw a card.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flash Flying When this Vehicle enters, exile up to one target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. Crew 1

Instant

Creatures you control get +0/+2 until end of turn.

Creature — Dinosaur

This spell can't be countered. Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything blue.) {G}: This creature gains your choice of reach, trample, or haste until end of turn.

Sorcery

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2} — Exchange control of two target creatures. + {1} — Exchange control of two target artifacts. + {1} — Exchange control of two target enchantments.

Legendary Creature — Elder Demon

Flying Sacrifice another creature: Create a Blood token. If you sacrificed an Angel this way, create a number of Blood tokens equal to its toughness instead. {W/B}{W/B}{W/B}, Sacrifice six Blood tokens: Return each creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Those creatures are Vampires in addition to their other types.

Creature — Elemental

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Vivid — When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control.

Creature — Dragon

Flying As long as you control four or more artifacts, this creature has hexproof. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Draw a card.

Snow Land

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact Creature — Myr

Flash You may cast artifact spells as though they had flash.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land As this Aura enters, choose a color. Enchanted land is the chosen color. Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.

Land

As this land enters, you may reveal a Plains or Swamp card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Creature — Elemental

Flying Vivid — When this creature enters, draw cards equal to the number of colors among permanents you control.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Dragon

Flying {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Dragon

Flying {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}{R}, {T}: Shivan Gorge deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Dragon

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) {1}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Instant

Shock deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature — Human Archer

Reach Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it deals 1 damage to each creature that player controls.

Instant

Destroy target non-outlaw creature. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Everyone else is fair game.)

Creature — Badger Pest

Trample Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.

Creature — Rat Rogue

This creature can't be blocked. Threshold — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Then discard a card unless there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Bird Soldier Ranger

Flying Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Merfolk Scout

Flying When this creature enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has reach and vigilance. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Exile the top four cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. II, III — Whenever you cast a spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Instant

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Scry 1.

Sorcery

Sneak {B} (You may cast this spell for {B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.) Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja

Sneak {3}{B} (You may cast this spell for {3}{B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) Deathtouch Whenever Shredder enters or attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja

Sneak {3}{B} (You may cast this spell for {3}{B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) Deathtouch Whenever Shredder enters or attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Sorcery

Return up to one target instant card and up to one target sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand, then discard a card. Exile Shreds of Sanity.

Creature — Human Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Creature — Drake

Flying When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Elemental

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. Evoke {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Legendary Creature — Mutant Villain

At the beginning of your first main phase, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature can't block this turn. Sonic Blast — Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, Shriek deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature — Bird Knight

Flying, double strike, vigilance

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast colorless spells. Activate only if you control seven or more lands.

Creature — Elemental

Deathtouch Whenever this creature enters or attacks, each opponent loses 2 life. You gain 2 life and draw a card.

Creature — Spirit

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, defending player may draw a card.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, each player discards a card.