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Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Target creature becomes prepared. (Only creatures with prepare spells can become prepared.)

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}.

Creature — Snake

Flying, deathtouch Exhaust — {4}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal two land cards. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Creature — Human Pirate

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, for each kind of counter on target permanent or player, give that permanent or player another counter of that kind.

Creature — Cat Dragon

Flying {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. {R}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn. {R}: This creature gains haste until end of turn.

Creature — Elf Ranger

{T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Beast

Trample As this creature enters, choose an opponent. Skyshroud War Beast's power and toughness are each equal to the number of nonbasic lands the chosen player controls.

Creature — Spider

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)

Instant

Destroy target creature with power 3 or greater. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each creature. • Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each player.

Instant

Slash of Light deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control plus the number of Equipment you control to target creature.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Berserker Turtle

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Slash deals 2 damage to each opponent. Whenever Slash attacks, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token.

Artifact

{4}, {T}, Discard your hand: Draw a card for each creature you control.

Instant

Buyback—Pay 4 life. (You may pay 4 life in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

This spell can't be countered. Choose a nonland card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Creature — Phyrexian Cleric

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.) Whenever another creature you control with toxic attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, you may destroy target Vampire, Werewolf, or Zombie.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +4/+2. Whenever equipped creature dies, if it was a Human, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Equip {3}

Artifact — Spacecraft

Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 7+.) 7+ | Flying Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature — Faerie Wizard

Flying, ward {2} This creature enters tapped with three stun counters on it. (If it would become untapped, remove a stun counter from it instead.) {1}{U}: Untap this creature.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Sorcery

Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.

Instant

Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another. (For example, you may change "target black spell" to "target blue spell." This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Creature — Human Rogue

When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.) Plot {2}{U} (You may pay {2}{U} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Creature — Beast

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Fish Mutant

When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Creature — Dog

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, untap this creature.

Creature — Human Knight

Whenever an enchantment you control enters, scry 1. {2}{W}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each enchantment you control.

Creature — Plant Beast

This creature enters with a number of stun counters on it equal to three minus X. If X is 2 or less, it enters tapped. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Creature — Plant Beast

This creature enters with a number of stun counters on it equal to three minus X. If X is 2 or less, it enters tapped. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Creature — Giant Warrior

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. At the beginning of your end step, you may remove a counter from this creature. When you do, return target creature card with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Ooze

Slurrk enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever Slurrk or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that has a +1/+1 counter on it. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature — Human Artificer

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Whenever a nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains reach and first strike until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying When Smaug enters, create X tapped Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts your opponents control. Whenever you cast a spell, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Sorcery

Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Instant

Smite the Deathless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchantment

Players can't untap more than one creature during their untap steps.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land — Swamp Mountain

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Instant

Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. Whenever you sacrifice a creature, draw a card.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card." Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains reach until end of turn. (It can block creatures with flying.)

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying, haste

Creature — Dog

Menace Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Converge — Create two 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature tokens. Put X +1/+1 counters on each of them and you gain X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.

Creature — Human Cleric

Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -X/-Y. If that creature is attacking, X is the number of snow lands defending player controls. Otherwise, X is the number of snow lands its controller controls. Y is equal to X or to enchanted creature's toughness minus 1, whichever is smaller.

Basic Snow Land — Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Snow Land — Plains Swamp

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.) This land enters tapped.

Creature — Dog

{1}, {T}: Return this creature and target green or blue creature you control to their owner's hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Monk

Vigilance Snow Villiers's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.