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Creature — Avatar

Haste Whenever another creature you control dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.

Instant

Attacking creatures get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

When Stangg enters, create Stangg Twin, a legendary 3/4 red and green Human Warrior creature token. Exile that token when Stangg leaves the battlefield. Sacrifice Stangg when that token leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Bat Cleric

Flying At the beginning of your end step, if you gained or lost life this turn, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, search your library for a basic Plains card or a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Warp {1}{W} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature — Human Bard

If a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Warp {1}{U} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact — Equipment

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, when it enters, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token.) When this Equipment enters, if the gift was promised, attach this Equipment to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and loses flying. Equip {3}

Sorcery

Look at twice X cards from the top of your library. Put X cards from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose X life.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {W}, {T}, Sacrifice a Cleric creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. {B}, {T}, Sacrifice a Cleric creature: Target player loses life equal to the sacrificed creature's power.

Sorcery

Destroy target land. Star of Extinction deals 20 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

Creature — Human Scout

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gains flying until end of turn. Attacking tokens you control have flying.

Creature — Bat Warlock

Flying, vigilance At the beginning of your end step, if you gained or lost life this turn, target opponent loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card.

Artifact

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {T}: Add one mana of any color. Max speed — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Creature — Sloth Beast

Trample, lifelink At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard.

Creature — Spirit Horror

When this creature enters, surveil 2. Then for each card you put on top of your library, you draw a card and you lose 3 life. Descend 8 — Whenever you draw a card, if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Lizard Artificer

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact or Pirate card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, you gain 4 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. {4}{U}{U}: Shuffle enchanted creature into its owner's library, then manifest dread. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. {4}{U}{U}: Shuffle enchanted creature into its owner's library, then manifest dread. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Target player discards any number of cards, then draws that many cards. • Steal the Show deals damage equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard to target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Weird Detective

Flying, vigilance When this creature enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an instant or sorcery card or a creature card with flying.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Equip Knight {1} Equip {3}

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature As long as enchanted creature is white, it gets +1/+1 and has lifelink. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.) As long as enchanted creature is blue, it gets +1/+1 and can't be blocked.

Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier

Flying {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.

Sorcery

Destroy all Plains. For each land destroyed this way, Stench of Evil deals 1 damage to that land's controller unless they pay {2}.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

As Stenn enters, choose a card type other than creature or land. Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. {1}{W}{U}: Exile Stenn. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment

Attacking creatures you control have first strike. Whenever a Vampire you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Madness {2}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Each player may shuffle their hand and graveyard into their library. Each player who does draws seven cards. Exile Step Between Worlds. Plot {4}{U}{U} (You may pay {4}{U}{U} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Each player may shuffle their hand and graveyard into their library. Each player who does draws seven cards. Exile Step Between Worlds. Plot {4}{U}{U} (You may pay {4}{U}{U} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Return two target creatures to their owners' hands. Wizardcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Wizard card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Instant

Draw two cards, then discard a card. Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Sorcery

Each player chooses a party from among creatures they control, then sacrifices the rest. (To choose a party, choose up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, mill three cards. Then if your library has no cards in it, exile this enchantment and put five cards from your graveyard on top of your library in any order.

Legendary Creature — Moogle

Lifelink {2}, {T}: Target opponent gains control of another target permanent you control. If they do, you draw a card.

Creature — Insect Horror

Deathtouch Descend 4 — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

{1}{R}, {T}, Blight 1: This creature deals 2 damage to each opponent. (To blight 1, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.)

Creature — Rhino Bard

When this creature enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creatures you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Creature — Bird Bard

Flying, lifelink Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Zombie Horror

Flying {1}{U}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Enchantment

Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, put a supply counter on this enchantment. {2}, Remove a supply counter from this enchantment: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant Scientist

Flying When Stockman enters, draw a card, then discard a card. Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Sorcery

Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Creature — Elf Druid

{1}{B/G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Sphinx

Flash Flying This creature has hexproof as long as you haven't cast a spell this turn.

Instant

Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. (You may sacrifice an artifact or creature in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead.

Creature — Giant

{T}: Target creature you control with toughness less than this creature's power gains flying until end of turn. Destroy that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Giant

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a 3/1 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender named Stone Boulder. {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 4 damage to any target.

Legendary Artifact

If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Stone of Erech: Exile target player's graveyard. Draw a card.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Sorcery

Destroy target land.

Creature — Goblin Bard

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, draw a card if you control three or more attacking creatures. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Creature — Drake

Flying Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell you control, draw a card.

Creature — Ogre Warrior

{1}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Spirit

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Creature — Bird

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)