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Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Training (Whenever this creature attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Soldier creature token with training.

Artifact

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard.

Artifact Creature — Golem

Vigilance {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target player's graveyard.

Enchantment

Cumulative upkeep {G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) {2}{G}, Pay 3 life for each velocity counter on this enchantment: Destroy target permanent and put a velocity counter on this enchantment. Activate only once each turn.

Creature — Antelope

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Aura card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock Bard

Whenever Totentanz or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block." {1}{B}: Target attacking Rat you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Instant

Target player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead that player sacrifices a creature and a planeswalker of their choice.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gains haste and "{0}: Untap this creature. Activate only once." Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Kicker {B}{B} (You may pay an additional {B}{B} as you cast this spell.) Protection from white Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach. When Tourach enters, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.

Creature — Spirit

Flying When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way, you gain 2 life. (To mill four cards, a player puts the top four cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Instant

Target creature gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature or Spacecraft When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. You control enchanted permanent. Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Creature — Demon

Trample Ward—Discard a card. Infusion — At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice a permanent unless you gained life this turn.

Sorcery

For each player, you choose from among the permanents that player controls an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker. Then each player sacrifices all other nonland permanents they control.

Sorcery

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Void — That creature gets -10/-10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.

Creature — Elephant

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Instant

Destroy all non-Aura enchantments.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Sorcery

Destroy all enchantments.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Forest, Plains, or Island card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {G}{W}{U} ({G}{W}{U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Avatar

Vigilance Converge — When this creature enters, you may draw X cards, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell. If you draw one or more cards this way, discard two cards.

Creature — Human Cleric Avatar

Level up {1} ({1}: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.) LEVEL 6-11 6/6 Lifelink LEVEL 12+ 9/9 Lifelink, indestructible

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Draw X cards.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 4 or 5, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2} — Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. + {1} — Target creature gains trample until end of turn. + {1} — Until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards."

Instant

Traumatic Critique deals X damage to any target. Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Artifact

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Affinity for Towns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Town you control.) Draw four cards.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead search your library for a creature or land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead search your library for a creature or land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature that dealt damage this turn. Draw three cards. Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature All damage that would be dealt to enchanted creature is dealt to its controller instead.

Sorcery

Put up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library. Amass Orcs 2. (To amass Orcs 2, put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Sorcery

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Draw three cards.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put all revealed cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Treefolk

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, destroy all Auras attached to that creature.

Creature — Treefolk

Treefolk Seedlings's toughness is equal to the number of Forests you control.

Creature — Frog Rabbit

When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+X, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Creature — Squirrel Archer

Reach When this creature enters, you may forage. If you do, draw a card. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)

Creature — Spider

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) {2}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land — Town

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Sorcery

Choose two target creatures controlled by the same opponent. That player chooses one of those creatures. Trial of Agony deals 5 damage to that creature, and the other can't block this turn.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. When a Cartouche you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. When a Cartouche you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a 4/2 green Beast creature token. When a Cartouche you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, it deals 3 damage to any target. When a Cartouche you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Creature — Merfolk Shaman

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, draw a card.

Creature — Merfolk Warrior

Flying Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target Merfolk you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Instant

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Enchantment Creature — Elk

Bestow {1}{G} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3.

Creature — Human Wizard

You have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have exactly thirteen cards in your hand, you win the game. {3}{U}: Draw a card.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player gains 1 life. • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player loses 1 life.

Artifact Creature — Construct

This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Enchantment Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Bestow {1}{U} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) As long as this permanent is a creature, it has prowess. (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has prowess.

Sorcery

Triumphant Chomp deals damage to target creature equal to 2 or the greatest power among Dinosaurs you control, whichever is greater.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.

Sorcery

Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)