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Creature — Treefolk

Whenever a creature you control with toughness 4 or greater dies, draw a card.

Artifact

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may pay 2 life. If they don't, they return a permanent they control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Human Cleric

Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and they gain vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Zombie

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other Zombie you control and each Zombie card in your graveyard. If this creature would be dealt damage, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from it.

Instant

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return two target creature cards that share a creature type from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Human Berserker

Protection from white (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything white.) This creature gets +2/+0 as long as it's attacking.

Land

As this land enters, choose a creature type. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.

Creature — Human

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature by creatures.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken

Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery. ({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.)

Creature — Zombie

When this creature dies, you may have target creature get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Creature — Rat

Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Gorgon Assassin

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact or creature. When you do, exile target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Troll

Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) {2}{G}: Regenerate this creature. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Creature — Shapeshifter Rogue

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it enters with a shield counter on it if you control that creature. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)

Enchantment

Whenever an artifact you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {1}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target creature. Activate only if you control two or more artifacts.

Sorcery

Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) You may return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) You may return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. {5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. You create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Draw three cards, then discard a card.

Sorcery

Shuffle your library, then reveal the top card. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield and return Unexpected Results to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then return up to two target Aura and/or Equipment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to that creature. (If the Auras can't enchant that creature, they remain in your graveyard.)

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target enchantment. • Create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token.

Instant

Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Instant

Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Double the power of target creature until end of turn.

Enchantment

{1}{W}: Target nonattacking, nonblocking creature gets +0/+2 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you may search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. If you search your library this way, put this creature on the bottom of its owner's library, then shuffle.

Enchantment

{1}: Choose a creature type other than Wall. Target creature becomes that type until end of turn.

Sorcery

Return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Instant

Counter target spell. If the amount of mana spent to cast that spell was less than its mana value, you draw a card.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent. {T}, Pay {E}{E}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it until you exile another card with this artifact.

Instant

Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, untap all nonland permanents you control.

Instant

Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.

Instant

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library. You may put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Creature — Human Wizard

Vigilance Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, put a possession counter on this creature. When this creature dies, create an X/X blue Spirit creature token with flying, where X is the number of counters on this creature.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wizard

When this creature enters, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you control with oil counters on them.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wizard

When this creature enters, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you control with oil counters on them.

Sorcery

Draw three cards. You may play an additional land this turn.

Creature — Horror

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player controls a nonblack, nonland permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, collect evidence X, where X is the total mana value of the permanents this spell targets. Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, and up to one target planeswalker.

Legendary Creature — Elder Giant

When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Artifact creatures you control get +2/+2. {6}: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control, except it's a 1/1 Soldier creature in addition to its other types.

Artifact

If a source would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

Artifact

Echo {6} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) {T}: Draw a card.

Land — Urza's Mine

{T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.

Land — Urza's Mine

{T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.

Land — Urza's Mine

{T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.

Land — Urza's Tower

{T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Power-Plant, add {C}{C}{C} instead.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.) 8+ | Flying

Land — Planet

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.) 12+ | {U}, {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.

Artifact Creature — Utrom Robot Scientist

When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Instant

Exile target nonland permanent.