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Legendary Creature — Vampire Rogue

Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on Vadmir. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) As long as Vadmir has four or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has menace and lifelink.

Creature — Human Monk

Renown 2 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes renowned.) Whenever a creature you control becomes renowned, draw a card.

Creature — Human Cleric

{3}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Manifest dread X times, then put X +1/+1 counters on each of those creatures. (To manifest dread, look at the top two cards of your library, then put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Creature — Shapeshifter

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature type among creatures you control. This effect can't reduce the amount of mana this spell costs by more than {5}. Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Double strike

Artifact Creature — Construct

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Flying When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Creature — Frog Warrior

Trample Whenever another Frog, Rabbit, Raccoon, or Squirrel you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, target creature you control gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Menace Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of other Squirrels, Bats, Lizards, and Rats you control.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Creature — Vampire

Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, draw a card and this creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

First strike Sacrifice this creature: Remove all counters from target permanent.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Flying Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Flying Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Vampire

{6}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Vampire

Bloodthirst 2 (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Sorcery

Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Create two Blood tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Vampire Noble

Flying When this creature enters, target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Enchantment

{1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature — Spirit Knight

Flying Spirits you control get +1/+1 for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game. Whenever a Spirit you control enters, you may pay {2}{W}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature {U}{U}: Enchanted creature phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)

Instant

Exile target monocolored permanent.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Destroy all creatures.

Legendary Creature — Human Elf Ranger

Reach, ward {1} Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. (To venture into the dungeon, enter the first room or advance to the next room.) Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters). III — Pay any amount of {E}. If you paid one or more {E} this way, shuffle your library, then exile that many cards from the top. You may play one of those cards without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Kavu Soldier

At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw two cards.

Instant

Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. (You may sacrifice an artifact or creature in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets -6/-6 until end of turn instead.

Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit

Flying Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.

Enchantment

When an opponent casts a spell, if this permanent is an enchantment, it becomes an Illusion creature with power and toughness each equal to that spell's mana value.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Vigilance, trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of damage this creature dealt to that player.

Creature — Vampire Warlock

Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Human Citizen

Whenever this creature attacks, choose target creature an opponent controls. Tap it, then you may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, put a stun counter on the chosen creature. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Legendary Creature — Mutant Frog Turtle

Whenever Venus is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on her. (She must survive the damage to get the counters.) Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}. If you do, draw a card.

Sorcery

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. • Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. • Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Buyback {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Target land becomes a 2/2 creature that's still a land. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Creature — Human Druid

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may draw a card.

Creature — Human Knight

At the beginning of your end step, untap each creature you control. {2}{G}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Soldier

{3}{W}: Target Human gains double strike until end of turn.

Creature — Human Scout

Vigilance This creature can't be blocked. Whenever this creature attacks, up to one target player mills cards equal to this creature's power. (They put that many cards from the top of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature — Dwarf Pilot

When this creature enters, scry 2. Whenever this creature crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. As long as there are three or more cards exiled with this creature, it gets +3/+3 and has hexproof. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

Veteran Warleader's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control. Tap another untapped Ally you control: This creature gains your choice of first strike, vigilance, or trample until end of turn.

Creature — Devil

When this creature enters, any opponent may have it deal 4 damage to them. If a player does, sacrifice this creature.

Creature — Devil

When this creature enters, any opponent may have it deal 4 damage to them. If a player does, sacrifice this creature.

Creature — Eldrazi Crab

Emerge {6}{U} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) When you cast this spell, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Elemental Incarnation

When this creature enters, if {R}{R} was spent to cast it, this creature deals 3 damage to any target. When this creature enters, if {G}{G} was spent to cast it, search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life. Evoke {R/G}{R/G}

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Equip {3}

Land

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

Vibrant Outburst deals 3 damage to any target. Tap up to one target creature.

Artifact

During your turn, creatures you control get +2/+0. During turns other than yours, creatures you control get -0/-2.

Creature — Vampire Soldier

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. Destroy all artifacts and creatures with mana value X or less.

Sorcery

Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Angel

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, attacking creatures gain flying and lifelink until end of turn.