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Enchantment

Whenever a Human you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature — Human Cleric

Sacrifice this creature: Regenerate target creature. {W}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell that targets an enchantment.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If {G} was spent to cast this spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Vile Aggregate's power is equal to the number of colorless creatures you control. Trample Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.)

Creature — Demon

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or enchantment. Flying, trample When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken enchantment of their choice, then sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flash When you cast this spell, you may pay {C}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token for each nontoken creature that died under your control this turn. Those tokens have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature — Spider

Reach At the beginning of your upkeep, mill a card. (Put the top card of your library into your graveyard.) {2}{G}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each creature card in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.) When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Whenever a creature an opponent controls with a counter on it dies, you create a tapped Treasure token.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw two cards.

Sorcery

Target opponent loses life equal to the number of creatures they control. Then destroy all creatures.

Sorcery

Destroy target permanent.

Creature — Vampire

Whenever another creature you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Soldier

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Firebending 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) {3}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Elf Berserker

This creature must be blocked if able. Whenever this creature attacks, another target Elf you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

Land

As this land enters, you may reveal a Forest or Island card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Creature — Merfolk Shaman

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target Merfolk you control.

Creature — Plant Wall

Defender (This creature can't attack.) {T}: Add {G}.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, that creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Land

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{G}.

Creature — Phyrexian Elf Shaman

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin

Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)

Artifact Creature — Insect

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Creature — Shapeshifter Rogue

You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature you control, except it's a Shapeshifter Rogue in addition to its other types. Plot {2}{U} (You may pay {2}{U} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Dwarf Artificer

Fabricate 2 (When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it or create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.)

Instant

You may sacrifice an artifact or discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.

Sorcery

Create a 1/1 white Human creature token for each creature you control. Flashback {8}{W}{W}. This spell costs {X} less to cast this way, where X is the greatest mana value of a commander you own on the battlefield or in the command zone. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Dryad Shaman

{4}{G}{W}: Create a 3/3 green Centaur creature token. {2}{G}{W}: Populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Land

This land enters tapped with two charge counters on it. {T}: Add {U}. {T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Planeswalker — Vivien

+1: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. −3: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. −8: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have vigilance, trample, and indestructible."

Legendary Creature — Wizard

{0}: Add X mana in any combination of {U} and/or {R}, where X is Vivi Ornitier's power. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Vivi Ornitier and it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Sorcery

Draw three cards. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Hero

Flying Cybernetic Senses — Whenever Viv Vision attacks, draw a card if her power is 4 or greater. Power-up — {7}: Put two +1/+1 counters on Viv Vision. (Activate each power-up ability only once. Reduce the cost by her mana cost if she entered this turn.)

Creature — Human Cleric

{T}: Untap another target permanent. Cycling {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, untap target permanent.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

{U}{U}, {T}: Target creature phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)

Creature — Angel

Flying, protection from green

Creature — Eldrazi Processor

Devoid (This card has no color.) {1}{G}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature — Nightmare Horror

Deathtouch Cycling {2}{B} ({2}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, put a deathtouch counter on target creature you control.

Artifact Creature — Robot Warrior

Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Artifact

Whenever a player casts a spell, if no colored mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell.

Instant

This spell can't be countered. Destroy target nonland permanent.

Instant

Devoid (This card has no color.) Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Land — Cave

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You create a Treasure token.

Creature — Drake

Flying, hexproof from activated and triggered abilities When this creature enters, exchange control of this creature and target creature an opponent controls. If you do, you get {E}{E}{E}{E}, then sacrifice that creature unless you pay an amount of {E} equal to its mana value.

Creature — Dragon

Flying, haste

Sorcery

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total power of creatures you control. Volcanic Salvo deals 6 damage to each of up to two target creatures and/or planeswalkers.

Instant

Volcanic Spite deals 3 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Vampire Archer

When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, it deals X damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker, where X is the number of Vampires you control.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

Volley of Boulders deals 6 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. Flashback {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Goblin Warrior

When this creature enters, it deals damage to target creature an opponent controls equal to the number of Goblins you control.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Untap target artifact.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Untap target artifact.

Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}. When you do, choose one — • This creature gains vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. • Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a pin counter on this artifact. At the beginning of your end step, if this artifact is untapped, destroy this artifact and it deals damage to you equal to the number of pin counters on it. {X}{X}, {T}: This artifact deals damage equal to the number of pin counters on it to any target. X is the number of pin counters on this artifact.

Creature — Drake Beast

Flying When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. Create a Food token for each creature sacrificed this way. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card.