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Creature — Eldrazi Processor

When you cast this spell, you may put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards. If you do, create three 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Instant

Put four -1/-1 counters on target creature.

Creature — Phyrexian Giant

Deathtouch Whenever this creature enters or attacks, mill two cards, then incubate X, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.

Instant

Blitz of the Thunder-Raptor deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchantment

Cast this spell only if you control a snow land. Cumulative upkeep {2} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) Creatures with flying don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Creature — Phyrexian

Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Creature — Frog

Protection from blue Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Vampire Shaman Ally

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Elf Berserker

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Sorcery

Kicker {2}{B} (You may pay an additional {2}{B} as you cast this spell.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, Warrior creatures you control gain menace until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature — Vampire Knight

Flash This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature that died this turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Creature — Giant

{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.

Creature — Vampire Spirit

This creature can't block. This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Vampire

This creature can't block. Whenever you sacrifice one or more Blood tokens, target creature can't block this turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) As this creature enters, choose a creature type. Whenever another creature you control of the chosen type enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchantment

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Instant

Until end of turn, if damage would be dealt to any creature, you may have that damage dealt to you instead.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life.

Enchantment

{1}{R}, Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Plant Elemental

When this creature enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Instant

Gift a Treasure (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Treasure token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Blooming Blast deals 2 damage to target creature. If the gift was promised, Blooming Blast also deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Creature — Elf Druid

Vivid — {T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature can't become untapped and can't have counters put on it.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Artifact

{2}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. {T}, Remove any number of charge counters from this artifact: Add {U}, then add an additional {U} for each charge counter removed this way.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature with mana value X or less. If X is 5 or more, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Artifact

Creatures attacking you get -1/-0. At the beginning of each end step, if you were dealt 4 or more damage this turn, exile this artifact.

Creature — Human Pirate

Haste Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Goblin Warlock

Deathtouch Whenever another Goblin you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Goblin Warlock

Deathtouch Whenever another Goblin you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Goblin Shaman

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Kindred Enchantment — Goblin

When this enchantment enters, you may blight 1. If you do, create two 1/1 black and red Goblin creature tokens. (To blight 1, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.) Whenever a Goblin creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Whenever you attack, target attacking Goblin you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, blight 1 or pay {3}. (To blight 1, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.) Exile target creature.

Creature — Spirit Frog

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Rogue Ally

Firebending 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Tap an untapped Ally you control: Exile target card from a graveyard. Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast an Ally spell from among cards you own exiled with this creature.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}.

Creature — Giant Warrior

Double strike Other Giants you control have double strike.

Creature — Goblin Soldier

This creature has haste as long as you control another Goblin. {T}, Sacrifice another Goblin: Add {B}{R}.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Haste Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. (You can't look at it.) {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this creature: Put all cards exiled with this creature into their owners' hands.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Bard

Storied (If you control three or more artifacts, legendaries, and/or Sagas, you have an enduring story for the rest of the game.) Bombur doesn't untap during your untap step unless you have an enduring story.

Creature — Homunculus

Defender, haste {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

{T}, Pay 1 life: Draw a card. Activate only if three or more cards left your graveyard this turn or if you've sacrificed a Food this turn.

Creature — Demon

Mobilize 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, create two tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.) Attacking tokens you control have deathtouch.

Creature — Human Cleric

{3}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Goblin Berserker

This creature gets +2/+0 for each other Goblin you control.

Creature — Zombie

Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may put the top creature card of defending player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.

Instant

Put any number of target creature cards from your graveyard on top of your library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or discard a card. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.