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Creature — Phyrexian Minion

Flying Echo {2}{B} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Destroy target creature.

Instant

Counter target creature spell. Draw a card.

Creature — Nightmare Beast

Mutate {2}{B/G}{B/G} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Wurm

Boneyard Wurm's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Instant

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Artifact — Vehicle

Menace Whenever you attack, draw a card, then discard a card. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Human Scout Ranger

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact or creature As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +1/+1 for each creature and/or Vehicle you control. Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: Create two 1/1 colorless Pilot creature tokens with "This token crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."

Artifact

{T}: Add {R} or {W}. {R}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Creature — Human Wizard

{1}{R}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. {1}{W}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Artifact

{T}: Add {R} or {W}. {R}{W}: This artifact becomes a 1/1 red and white Soldier artifact creature with double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Creature — Minotaur Wizard

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. {R/W}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Sorcery

Create two 3/2 white Hero creature tokens with vigilance. Basic landcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Instant

Escalate {1}{W} (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.) Choose one or both — • Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. • Creatures you control get +0/+2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the number of cards in target opponent's hand. • Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the number of cards discarded this way.

Creature — Elemental Warrior

Trample This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on another permanent you control, if it's the first time +1/+1 counters have been put on that permanent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Bot Bashing Time deals 6 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Artifact

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, exile all cards from your hand face down. At the beginning of your upkeep, return all cards you own exiled with this artifact to your hand, then draw a card.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Sorcery

Boulder Dash deals 2 damage to any target and 1 damage to any other target.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant permanent Enchanted permanent can't attack, block, or crew Vehicles, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Creature — Wolf

Flash Reach

Instant

You may exile a green card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures. For each +1/+1 counter you put on a creature this way, remove a +1/+1 counter from that creature at the beginning of the next cleanup step.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.

Artifact

{T}: You gain 1 life.

Instant

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Instant

Draw four cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Creature — Giant Warrior

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Mouse Soldier

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Creature — Raccoon Warrior

Whenever you expend 4, Raccoons you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Creature — Wurm

Reach, trample When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.

Artifact — Equipment

When you cast this spell, copy it. (The copy becomes a token.) Equipped creature has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

For each land you control, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Rabbit Mouse

{1}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Raccoon Rogue

First strike Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Creature — Gremlin

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if that spell's mana value is 8 or less. If you don't, put that card into your hand. When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Instant

Choose one — • Exile target artifact. • Exile target enchantment. • Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Creature — Eldrazi

When you cast this spell, you gain 1 life for each colorless permanent you control. Hexproof from each color Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.)

Sorcery // Sorcery

Legendary Creature — Goblin Pirate

Menace Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, flip a coin. When you win the flip, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. When you lose the flip, Breeches deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.

Legendary Creature — Giant Warrior

{1}{W}, {T}: Another target creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn. At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost if the spell's mana value is less than or equal to the amount of life you gained this turn. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}{W}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. They gain vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Human

When Breya enters, create two 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. {2}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Choose one — • Breya deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. • Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn. • You gain 5 life.

Creature — Weasel Soldier

First strike, lifelink

Kindred Sorcery — Kithkin

Choose two — • Create a token that's a copy of target Kithkin you control. • Target player creates a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. • Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Brilliance Unleashed deals 5 damage to target creature. • Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. Return it to the battlefield if it's an artifact creature card. Otherwise, return it to the battlefield and it's a 3/3 Robot artifact creature with flying.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Cat

Whenever you cast a Phyrexian creature or artifact creature spell, incubate X, where X is that spell's mana value. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) At the beginning of each end step, if a Phyrexian died under your control this turn, proliferate.

Creature — Merfolk Pirate

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Vampire Demon

Flying When this creature enters, if you cast it, each player sacrifices all other creatures they control. Then each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard that weren't put there this way to the battlefield.

Sorcery

Converge — Search your library for a creature, instant, or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell, exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Kithkin Soldier

Trample, ward {2} This creature enters with five -1/-1 counters on it. Whenever another creature you control enters while this creature has a -1/-1 counter on it, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.

Creature — Kithkin Knight

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. As long as another creature entered the battlefield under your control this turn, this creature gets +2/+0.

Instant

Broadside Barrage deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Draw a card, then discard a card.