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Legendary Creature — Goblin Sorcerer

Vivid — At the beginning of your first main phase, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X nonland cards, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control. For each of those colors, you may exile a card of that color from among the revealed cards. Then shuffle. You may cast the exiled cards this turn.

Creature — Human Cleric

Protection from black and from red When this creature enters, exile all cards that are black or red from all graveyards. If a black or red permanent, spell, or card not on the battlefield would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. You gain 3 life.

Creature — Cat

Enchantment

Humans you control get +1/+1. {2}, Tap two untapped Humans you control: Tap target creature an opponent controls.

Artifact Creature — Bird

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, if you control three or more tokens, this creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Rhino Beast

First strike Cycling {2}{R} ({2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, put a first strike counter on target creature you control.

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender {2}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature. You may put a stun counter on it. If you do, put a stun counter on this creature. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature — Goblin Soldier

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When this creature enters, it endures 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on it or create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}.

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature enters, choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. • Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Creature — Dog Scout

When this creature enters, bolster 2. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put two +1/+1 counters on it.)

Artifact Creature — Sphinx

Flying When this creature enters, choose an opponent. If that player has more cards in hand than you, draw cards equal to the difference.

Instant

Sandstorm deals 1 damage to each attacking creature.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Worm

Haste When this creature enters, destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Vampire Wizard

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Creature — Vampire Cleric

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target Vampire you control.

Creature — Vampire Cleric

Flying, lifelink Disguise {W/B}{W/B} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.) When this creature is turned face up, another target creature you control gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Menace, lifelink {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.) At the beginning of your end step, if there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Menace, lifelink {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.) At the beginning of your end step, if there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Vampire Warlock

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Skeleton

{2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Rat

When this creature enters, target player discards a card at random.

Creature — Drake

Flying Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has flying.

Sorcery

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens. If this spell was kicked, create four of those tokens instead.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr

{2}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.

Creature — Minotaur Barbarian

As long as it's your turn and you control four or more Mountains, this creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of Mountains you control.

Creature — Human Artificer Scout

Whenever an artifact you control enters, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it into your graveyard.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. • Destroy target creature with flying.

Artifact Creature — Goblin

Haste {3}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

Creature — Wolf

When this creature enters, draw a card. Foretell {1}{G} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Creature — Dryad

Defender {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Elf Warrior

When this creature enters, if you control two or more Gates, you gain 7 life.

Instant

Counter target spell. Amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard

Ward {2} Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, amass Orcs 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Creature — Satyr Shaman

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Sorcery

Create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with "This token can't block." Escape—{2}{R}, Exile two other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Creature — Ogre Warrior

{2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. {2}{U}: Return this creature to its owner's hand. {R}: This creature gains haste until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {G}. {4}, {T}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Kicker {G} (You may pay an additional {G} as you cast this spell.) Creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, they get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a Dinosaur you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap that creature.

Sorcery

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn if its power is 2. Then it fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery

Savage Twister deals X damage to each creature.

Artifact

{T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Cat

Creature — Cat

Instant

Return target creature you own to your hand. Flashback {W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Kor Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Sacrifice two Foods: Draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may sacrifice a permanent other than that creature or this Equipment. If you do, draw a card. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

Haste Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. {T}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

Haste Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. {T}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Human Assassin

Menace {2}, Sacrifice another creature or enchantment: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. At the beginning of your end step, if you sacrificed one or more permanents this turn, this creature deals that much damage to any target.

Sorcery

Mill three cards. Then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile this card and two other cards named Say Its Name from your graveyard: Search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card named Altanak, the Thrice-Called and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.) As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Target player draws two cards. If the gift was promised, target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.