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Creature — Human Soldier

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature card and/or an enchantment card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.

Creature — Human Cleric

Sacrifice this creature: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Creature — Unicorn

If a spell would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage minus 1 to that permanent or player instead.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Giant

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Snow Creature — Giant Wizard

When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. If {S} was spent to cast this spell, that permanent doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Celebration — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, attach this Equipment to up to one target creature you control. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Vehicle

{T}: You get {E}{E} (two energy counters). {T}, Pay {E}{E}: Tap target creature. {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Draw a card. Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 4

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2. {4}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep. Whenever enchanted creature becomes blocked, it gets +4/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of two other target creatures.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or enchantment or pay {2}. Betrayer's Bargain deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Sacrifice an untapped creature: Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Sacrifice enchanted creature: Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Instant

Draw three cards. Creatures your opponents control get -3/-0 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature has "If this creature would untap during your untap step, remove a +1/+1 counter from it instead. If you do, untap it." (Otherwise, it doesn't untap.)

Artifact Creature — Gargoyle

Flying When this creature enters, put up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Creature — Shark Pirate

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Creature — Human Rebel Assassin

When this creature enters, destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. It can't be regenerated. Madness {B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. (A creature with reach can block creatures with flying.)

Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue

When Bilbo enters or leaves the battlefield, the Ring tempts you. Whenever Bilbo deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue

Spells you cast from anywhere other than your hand cost {1} less to cast. Whenever Bilbo attacks, you may cast an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell from your graveyard. If an instant or sorcery spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Instant

Target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature get -3/-3 until end of turn.

Creature — Goblin Assassin

When this creature dies, put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever Bill Ferny becomes blocked, choose one — • Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") • Target opponent gains control of target Horse you control. If they do, remove Bill Ferny from combat and create three Treasure tokens.

Creature — Spirit

Flying When this creature enters, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.) Threshold — This creature gets +2/+1 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Human

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Bill Potts or activate an ability that targets only Bill Potts, copy that spell or ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn. Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Legendary Creature — Horse

When Bill the Pony enters, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Sacrifice a Food: Until end of turn, target creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, this Aura deals that much damage to that creature's controller.

Creature — Zombie

Whenever another Zombie you control enters, you may tap target artifact or creature.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, they discard it. Otherwise, you may put a face-up exiled card they own into their graveyard.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. It deals damage to you equal to its power. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Creature — Hydra Mutant

Trample This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each loyalty counter on planeswalkers you control. Whenever one or more loyalty counters are put on planeswalkers you control, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Sorcery

Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on each of those creatures.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on each Fractal you control.

Creature — Insect Artificer

When this creature enters, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.") {8}: Draw two cards and create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Instant

Move any number of +1/+1 counters from target creature onto another target creature with the same controller.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains reach, trample, and indestructible until end of turn. Untap it. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Sorcery

Draw a card. The Ring tempts you.

Artifact

{4}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It is every creature type.)

Creature — Vampire Cleric

When this creature enters, target opponent loses 1 life for each Vampire you control.

Creature — Vampire Soldier

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Sorcery

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. Madness {2}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Jackal Archer

Reach, vigilance

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1}. If you do, scry 1, then draw a card.

Instant

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a creature that was dealt damage this turn. Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.

Creature — Human Shaman

Deathtouch When this creature dies, you may search your library for a Curse card, put it onto the battlefield attached to target player, then shuffle.

Creature — Zombie Cat

When this creature dies, target opponent discards a card at random.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Acid Breath — When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.

Creature — Human Knight

Flash When this creature enters, target Knight gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.