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Creature — Alien Horror

Flying, haste Consume Anomaly — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put target face-up card they own in exile on the bottom of their library. If you do, you gain 3 life.

Sorcery

Return a creature you control to its owner's hand, then destroy all creatures.

Sorcery

Search your library for a legendary creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Choose target creature an opponent controls. When that creature dies this turn, you gain 3 life. Target creature you control fights that creature. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Instant

Exile target creature that blocked or was blocked by a Zombie this turn.

Creature — Human Wizard

Morph {U} When this creature is turned face up, choose one — • Remove two time counters from target permanent or suspended card. • Put two time counters on target permanent with a time counter on it or suspended card.

Instant

Choose one — • Remove X time counters from target permanent or suspended card. • Put X time counters on target permanent with a time counter on it or suspended card.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Plainscycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.) Eternalize {2}{W}{W} ({2}{W}{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Dragon with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Goblin Rogue

Haste {R}: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with defender.

Creature — Lizard Advisor

Vigilance {T}: Add {R}{G}. Spend this mana only to cast face-down spells or to turn creatures face up.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land Enchanted land has "{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card."

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {R}{W}.

Creature — Phyrexian Bird

Flying Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Artifact

When this artifact enters, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens. {W}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Creature — Giant

Each Human creature you control has "{R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Elf Archer

Whenever a player casts a green spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Creature — Beast

Trample Morph {4}{G}{G}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Instant

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Creature — Dinosaur Beast

Trample Cycling {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, put a trample counter on target creature you control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.) Exile a card from your graveyard: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that's one or more colors without {X} in its mana cost.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) When you cast this spell and whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each colorless creature you control. Trample

Creature — Vampire

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Creature — Human Soldier

During your turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast and abilities your opponents activate cost {1} more to activate unless they're mana abilities. Afterlife 1 (When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.)

Instant

Untap all creatures you control. Draw a card.

Instant

Target player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead that player sacrifices a creature and a planeswalker of their choice.

Creature — Ouphe

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) {3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Creatures you control have vigilance and "{T}: Surveil 1." (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.) {2}{G}{G}{W}{W}{U}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return any number of target artifact cards with total mana value 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.) {1}: Choose target creature with a counter on it. When that creature dies this turn, return that card to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, put a rejection counter on each creature your opponents control. At the beginning of your end step, for each opponent, choose up to one target creature they control with a rejection counter on it. That creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Creature — Drake

Flying Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.)

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

When Toluz enters, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile them from your graveyard. When Toluz dies, put the cards exiled with it into their owner's hand.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put an artifact card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Artifact Creature — Golem

{2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Legendary Creature — Human Villain

When Tombstone enters, return target Villain card from your graveyard to your hand. Villain spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Faerie

Flying When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature — Wolf

Haste {T}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

Flying Lands on the battlefield and land cards in graveyards can't be the targets of spells or abilities your opponents control. Your opponents can't play land cards from graveyards.

Creature — Salamander Horror

This creature enters tapped with a stun counter on it. (If it would become untapped, remove a stun counter from it instead.) Chef's Knife — During your turn, this creature has first strike and deathtouch.

Creature — Halfling Peasant

When this creature dies, the Ring tempts you.

Creature — Dwarf Artificer

At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an artifact, this creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. If you control three or more artifacts, it also gains first strike until end of turn.

Artifact

Flash Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) {T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.)

Creature — Plant Cat

Trample Basic landcycling {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Instant

Tap target permanent. If it's an artifact, destroy it. Draw a card.

Creature — Spirit

Flying When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, tap target creature that player controls.

Creature — Goblin

Haste Sacrifice this creature: Another target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Wolf

Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Put three -1/-1 counters on target creature. Its controller loses 3 life unless they sacrifice another nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card.