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Creature — Giant Warrior

This creature can't attack or block unless you control another Giant.

Creature — Dog

Double strike Teleport — {3}{W}: This creature phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until your next turn.)

Creature — Dog

Double strike Teleport — {3}{W}: This creature phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until your next turn.)

Instant

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.) Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.

Creature — Weird

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap it.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.) When this creature dies, each opponent loses 2 life.

Creature — Wall

Defender (This creature can't attack.)

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature — Gremlin

{1}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, untap this creature.

Creature — Goblin Shaman

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Prototype {2}{R} — 3/2 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.) Haste

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Leech

Flash When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Remove all counters from that creature.

Instant

Blitz of the Thunder-Raptor deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Snow Sorcery

Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. If you control three or more snow permanents, the creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. Then those creatures fight each other. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Snow Creature — Bird

Flash Flying When this creature enters, if you control another snow permanent, exile target permanent other than this creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Phyrexian

Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Creature — Spirit Warrior

{T}: Attacking Spirits get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Satyr Berserker

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. {1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature or enchantment: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. That creature can't block this turn.

Sorcery

Kicker {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell.) Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was kicked, instead return two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Vampire Shaman Ally

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Elf Berserker

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Creature — Human Berserker

This creature can't block. Delirium — This spell has cascade as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard. (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Sorcery

Kicker {2}{B} (You may pay an additional {2}{B} as you cast this spell.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Orc Warrior

{1}{B}, Sacrifice another Warrior creature: Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Creature — Human Soldier

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever a +1/+1 counter is put on this creature, remove a +1/+1 counter from target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Vampire

This creature attacks each combat if able. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Vampire Knight

Flash This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature that died this turn.

Creature — Vampire

Menace When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice a Blood token. If you do, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Instant

Destroy target creature. Put a menace counter on a creature you control. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature — Vampire Knight

As long as you control an enchantment, this creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink. (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Phoenix

Flying This creature can't block. Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control deals damage to an opponent or battle, you may pay {R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

Creature — Phoenix

Flying This creature can't block. Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control deals damage to an opponent or battle, you may pay {R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Creature — Vampire

Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. Target attacking or blocking creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn. Destroy that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Vampire Cleric

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, if you have no cards in hand, this creature deals 2 damage to any target. Madness {1}{B}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Wolverine

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Multikicker {B} (You may pay an additional {B} any number of times as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card for each time it was kicked.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) {3}{B}: Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn. • Creature tokens get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Creature — Elf Wizard Shaman

{T}: Choose a creature type. Reveal the top card of your library. If that card is a creature card of the chosen type, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.

Creature — Human Warrior

{T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Creature — Vampire Berserker

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Vampire

Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, this creature can't be blocked this turn.

Snow Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy all creatures. • Destroy all planeswalkers. Then return a creature or planeswalker card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of {S} spent to cast this spell. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Instant

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Creature — Vampire

This creature has first strike as long as it's attacking. When this creature dies, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Vampire

This creature has first strike as long as it's attacking. When this creature dies, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. You lose 2 life.

Creature — Vampire Druid

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Human Berserker

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. It gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, it deals 3 damage to target creature an opponent controls. Whenever one or more creatures die, mill a card and put a bloodstain counter on this enchantment. Then sacrifice it if it has five or more bloodstain counters on it. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Whenever you cast a spell, if that spell was kicked, this creature gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip—Pay {3} or discard a card.

Creature — Vampire

Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.