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Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+0. As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink. Equip {3}

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant

At the beginning of your end step, if you don't control a Food, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Flying Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 3 or less, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Artifact Creature — Robot Giant

Warp {3} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature — Human Cleric

Creature — Human Cleric

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a creature of their choice. Morph {3}{B}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature — Human Warlock

Discard a card: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn. Threshold — This creature gets +1/+2 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Zombie Wizard

{X}{B}, {T}: Target player reveals X cards from their hand and you choose one of them. That player discards that card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Knight

Whenever you cast a historic spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Creature — Horror

Menace At the beginning of your first main phase, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, choose a nonland card name, then target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name.

Creature — Human Minion

{B}, {T}: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Threshold — {3}{B}{B}, {T}: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Activate only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

Instant

Choose one — • Cabaretti Charm deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker. • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn. • Create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.

Land

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Raccoon Citizen

{2}{R/W}: This creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Instant

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Flashback {5}{U}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Creature — Hyena Rogue

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Assassin

Deathtouch This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a creature died this turn.

Creature — Dinosaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, untap target permanent.

Creature — Phyrexian Goblin Warrior

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature — Plant Spider

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Desert. Reach Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.

Creature — Zombie Knight

Flanking (Whenever a creature without flanking blocks this creature, the blocking creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.) {1}{B}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Sorcery

Calamitous Cave-In deals X damage to each creature and each planeswalker, where X is the number of Caves you control plus the number of Cave cards in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands. Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Instant

Exile all graveyards. Players can't cast noncreature spells this turn. Exile Calamity's Wake.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. {1}, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of {W} and/or {U}.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, scry 2. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Blitz {3}{G} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature — Human Wizard

Kicker {3}{B} (You may pay an additional {3}{B} as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, each opponent discards two cards.

Instant

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target. (Shield counters don't prevent this damage as they're removed.)

Sorcery

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a flying counter on it. It's a Spirit in addition to its other types.

Sorcery

Create a 3/3 green Centaur creature token.

Sorcery

Return up to two target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a deathtouch counter on either of them. Then put a menace counter on either of them.

Sorcery

Create a 1/1 blue and black Horror creature token with flying. Cipher (Then you may exile this spell card encoded on a creature you control. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player, its controller may cast a copy of the encoded card without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery

Create two 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with vigilance.

Sorcery

Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." Flashback {5}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Untap all creatures you control. Samurai creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Callaphe's power is equal to your devotion to blue. (Each {U} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to blue.) Creatures and enchantments you control have "Spells your opponents cast that target this permanent cost {1} more to cast."

Creature — Vampire Warlock

When this creature enters, choose one — • Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life." • You draw a card and you lose 1 life. • Exile target player's graveyard.

Sorcery

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Amass Zombies 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)

Sorcery

Destroy all enchantments you don't control. Then if you control an untapped land, destroy all enchantments you control.

Artifact Creature — Golem

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Sorcery

Return up to one target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would die, exile it instead." Flashback {3}{W}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Counter target spell.

Creature — Human Warlock

Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Human Knight

Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, this creature gains trample until end of turn.

Artifact — Clue Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 2." (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) {2}, Sacrifice this Equipment: Draw a card. Equip {2}

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has defender. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by enchanted creature. Coven — {2}{W}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. If this spell was bargained, that creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead.