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Creature — Octopus Wizard

This creature can't be blocked. {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Octopus

Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature has "When this creature enters, draw three cards, then discard two cards."

Creature — Octopus Wizard

Sacrifice this creature: Target creature loses protection from black until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Squid

Flying Cephalopod Sentry's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Target opponent discards two cards. • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Instant

Surveil X, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Then draw three cards. (To surveil X, look at the top X cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has trample. Equip Citizen {1} Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature attacks or blocks, destroy it at end of combat.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Instant

Freerunning {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Destroy target creature. If another creature died this turn, draw a card.

Creature — Devil

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Untap this creature. Activate only during your turn.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — This Saga deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life. III — Create an X/X black Nightmare Horror creature token, where X is half your life total, rounded up. It deals X damage to you.

Artifact Creature — Equipment Insect

Whenever this creature or equipped creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Instant

Chain of Plasma deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may discard a card. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Instant

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. Scry 2.

Creature — Spider

Reach When this creature enters, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying an opponent controls. Escape—{3}{G}{G}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with three +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Cyclops Warrior

{3}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.

Enchantment

Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token, then investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Troll

Each creature you control with power 4 or greater can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Creature — Nautilus Beast

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may draw a card.

Artifact Creature — Construct

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it. {X}, {T}, Remove X +1/+1 counters from this creature: It deals X damage to any target. {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Dog Warrior

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Human Warrior

Trample Renew — {1}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter and a trample counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Warrior

Trample This creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

Creature — Snake Wizard

When this creature enters, you may draw cards equal to its power. If you do, discard two cards. Eternalize {5}{U}{U} ({5}{U}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Snake Wizard with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Whenever you win a coin flip, put a luck counter on this enchantment. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has ten or more luck counters on it, you win the game.

Creature — Faerie Advisor

Flying Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Whenever you scry, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Instant

Chandra's Defeat deals 5 damage to target red creature or red planeswalker. If that permanent is a Chandra planeswalker, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Instant

Chandra's Fury deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Instant

Chandra's Pyrohelix deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.

Instant

Chandra's Triumph deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Chandra's Triumph deals 5 damage instead if you control a Chandra planeswalker.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Haste Champion a creature (When this enters, sacrifice it unless you exile another creature you control. When this leaves the battlefield, that card returns to the battlefield.)

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Vigilance

Instant

Buyback {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Target creature can't attack this turn.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target spell with mana value 2 or less. • Counter target red or green spell with mana value 6 or less.

Sorcery

Channeled Dragonfire deals 2 damage to any target. Harmonize {5}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its harmonize cost. You may tap a creature you control to reduce that cost by {X}, where X is its power. Then exile this spell.)

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards. Target player draws X cards. Channeled Force deals X damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Human Druid

When this creature enters, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. {T}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Human Shaman

Wild Magic Surge — Whenever this creature attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. 10—19 | Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. 20 | Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target Wall. • Chaos Charm deals 1 damage to target creature. • Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Creature — Hellion

When this creature enters, it deals 3 damage to each other creature.

Creature — Goblin Warlock

When this creature enters, you may pay {2}. If you don't, blight 2. (To blight 2, put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.)

Creature — Spirit

Flying

Sorcery

You gain 5 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature token. Whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this creature. Remove three oil counters from this creature: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Instant

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a creature card from your hand. Charge of the Forever-Beast deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the revealed card's power.

Instant

Choose one — • Charge of the Mites deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker. • Create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by them also get a poison counter.)

Creature — Badger

Trample

Creature — Dinosaur

Trample, haste

Creature — Dinosaur

Trample If this creature would deal combat damage to a player, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: Until end of turn, target creature you control gains flying and has base toughness 1.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has first strike, trample, and haste. Equip {1}

Enchantment

Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast. Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, put a collection counter on this enchantment. Then if there are three or more collection counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, draw a card, then you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Devil

At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard to your hand. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Faerie Advisor

Flying When this creature enters, create a Royal Role token attached to another target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.